The Naked Nik - Free Sketches [Hiatus, see OP]

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[Nikohl]

DO I HEAR A CRY FOR A LAZY SKETCH?

Hello, friends, and welcome to The Naked Nik! Sadly, it not an awesome pirate ship, or even a tawdry pub, but a thread that will offer freebies to those that desire to ensnare in their clutches a most elusive creature: a lazy sketch.

What is a lazy sketch? First of all, a lazy sketch is an aloof thing that is picky about what it depicts. It prefers to express itself by imitating original characters, and at times is prone to posing in a super-deformed manner. It tends to be snippy at over-cluttered avatars, and might bite if provoked. Be forewarned, there is no cure for the bite of a lazy sketch, and the effects are still baffling the doctors at IClownU.

Despite being rare game, these sketches are as cheap as the air you breathe! Hopefully you don't actually pay for air. If the lazy sketch captured just for you makes you hop in a circle, or even samba, and you wish to express your thanks to me in a manner beyond contemporary dance, you can always tip.

A note: You may return and ask me to capture another lazy sketch for you after your current one has been caught. It must, however, be a new victim, and not what was captured before. :>

A note parte deux: I want to finish RL commissions and start on a webcomic and finish horrible paintings, so I am going to be SUPER PICKY. You can kind of figure out what I like from what I've drawn so far.

UPDATE: I will be open to the idea of art trades, but I have stuff on the back-burner I need to finish up before doing any more freebies. There's a lot of freebies down thar, I think a break for a bit is o.k. 8B

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Examples



If you see a lazy sketch, do not believe a word it says. THEY ALL LIE. And if they're not lying, they're lying!!!

Freebies

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Art Trades

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[A Flawed Masterpiece]

Draw my OC Sam? heart [HEADSHOT][FULLBODY] biggrin Pls & Thx 3nodding

[Waltzkrieg]

Nikohl

Despite being rare game, these sketches are as cheap as the air you breathe! Hopefully you don't actually pay for air.

Nooo! That snake oil salesman! I knew it!!! I knew I shouldn't have bought his "special air" gonk

[Innocently Yours]

I'd love a sketch.
c:

If you don't like my current,
please check out my OC thread.
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[Tetra Sorrows]

sketch me too!

[lunabutt]

These lazy sketches... are they more attracted to OC's or avi's? I know some of the less lazy sketches tend to be prone to OC's, but I wanted to make sure. I'm not familiar with "lazy" sketches.

[Nu Creepshow]

I have the same question as Lunaris; do lazy sketches only imitate original characters?

[A_Song_of_Apples]

Hello, fellow naked person! XD

This lazy sketch sounds interesting? Care to lazily sketch my avi in all its pantslessness?

[Saraku]

He had it comin, He had it comin, He only had himself to blame~
If you'd have been there, if you had seen it, I betche you would have done the same



Would you draw one of my Oc's, please?

PS. Side account to Tiny-Little-Bottle

So I took the shotgun off the wall, And fired two warning shots.. Into his head.
I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

[Nikohl]

Waltzkrieg

Nooo! That snake oil salesman! I knew it!!! I knew I shouldn't have bought his "special air" gonk

See, I tell you things and you never listen to me. gonk You should have bought the neon! Then, at least, you could have signs!

Innocently Yours: GIve me a sec to look through your ocs and such to see. :>

Lunaris Veniti and -Epsilon Lambda Nu-: They find the nubile blood of OCs the most delicious of all!

A_Song_of_Apples: No tengo pantalones? Perhaps, I've never tried to snare a naked lazy sketch.

56 PICK-UP

NICKLEBACK, COME BACK. YOUR SAM IS CRYING FOR YOU. PHOTOBUCKET IS CRUEL IN ITS SLOW-BENDING.

[lunabutt]

Ah, I see~

Well then, I'll put Luna out into the field and see how the lazy sketches treat her.

/makes a mental note not to pay for air anymore > A>

[Waltzkrieg]

Nikohl

Waltzkrieg

Nooo! That snake oil salesman! I knew it!!! I knew I shouldn't have bought his "special air" gonk

See, I tell you things and you never listen to me. gonk You should have bought the neon! Then, at least, you could have signs!

Neon is a pretender to the title of noble gas scream It claims it is a noble but it is used chiefly in seedy signs in the red light district. I'll never truck with such dishonest gases!

Also I offer for the consideration of the lazy sketch this ref.

Will it draw the beloved fallen angel~~

[lunabutt]

Waltzkrieg

Also I offer for the consideration of the lazy sketch this ref.

Will it draw the beloved fallen angel~~

sdlkfjhnnffff who is that

* A*

[Vladimir Ebonfloe]

you confused the flying frog snot out of me

[Saraku]

He had it comin, He had it comin, He only had himself to blame~
If you'd have been there, if you had seen it, I betche you would have done the same



I.HATE.WMM.

It is EVIL!

PS. Side account to Tiny-Little-Bottle

So I took the shotgun off the wall, And fired two warning shots.. Into his head.
I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.