Closed - Time to pave paradise and build a parking lot.

[Starkeyy]

Time to pave paradise and build a parking lot.

It was fun while it lasted, but a girl knows when she's wasting her time.

you might be able to find me here


or...you might not /shrug

[Starkeyy]

Ze List of RULES

1. Follow Gaia's T.O.S.
I know it's kind of an obvious rule...but this includes keeping the content of your posts to a PG-13 level. Anything beyond that rating, don't do it here, and I don't want to know about it. Ok?

2. Do Not Flame Us.
If you do not like the concept of this thread, that is fine, but do not post if you're going to say anything negative about it.

3. Do not whine.
In the old thread, it was all too common to see people post something like "*curls up in the corner*" or "*is ignored.*" If you find yourself feeling left out of the conversation, instead of whining for attention, try to start up a new conversation...or if it comes down to it, feel free to type something like "*Jumps up and down waving my arms in your face*" At the very least, it's more fun to read and respond to.

4. Please leave the drama at the door.
I don't anticipate problems with drama at this point really, because all the people who caused drama in the other thread are on my ignore. However since we came here to escape that drama, we certainly don't want to find any more while we're here.

5. No means No.
In here we will RP various non sexual ways of impregnating people. For example: With a syringe, or cookies with DNA in them (yum!).. We allow for Mpreg as well as regular pregnancy. If you feel uncomfortable with being impregnated in this thread, all you have to do is say you don't want to be infected, and nobody can get you.
HOWEVER :: If nobody's allowed to infect you, then in return you are not allowed to infect anybody else unless the person specifically asks you to. It's only fair.

I do not have any other limits on how many people you can impregnate at this time, however, if things get out of hand can change.

[Starkeyy]

About the Staff
(Staff positions are no longer available)

Starkeyy -
I have had a healthy obsession with pregnancy since I was 4. The reason I say healthy, is because despite my desire to become pregnant at least once in my life...I am now 24 years old, and I'm still waiting because the time is not right.
I have a tendency to give random donations. I have a little talent at the tablet, so there is a chance that I might be giving out free art as well. However, if you ask for items/gold I will not give any to you. Period. And chances are, unless your avi really inspires me to draw it, the same goes for art.

RoninKatainaka -
He is a moderator here, and pretty much 2nd in command. If he tells you to leave, or to knock it off you better listen to him!
I need time to write a more fancy description for him yet..

Memory Moonstar -
She is the thread's wordsmith. She writes stories for us to read, and entertains us. Most importantly, she wrote the intro in the first post and unintentionally came up with the name for the thread. She has definitely earned this spot =3

Music Sandwich -
He is the Aussie of the thread. Yes there are other Aussies in the thread, but he is like their ambassador. He is also the official Music Poster, taking the leads with guitar and vocals. If he has a song he wants to share, he'll link it here. If you're looking for a song to listen to, ask him he'll set you up with something. Keep in mind he has a mostly metal/rock/grunge/punk preference, so don't bother asking for pop songs unless you are looking for some Depeche mode, because that's as pop as he gets.
And I'm sorry but he is completely off limits when it comes to impregnation. He doesn't want it himself, and if anybody wants to be impregnated by him, sorry but I own his DNA.

Majix the Ninja -
He is the thread's ninja carpenter. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but that's what he wanted to be. Maybe he'll silently build something so fast you can't even see him build it!

Nurses
(Nurse positions are still available)

Starkeyy, _Miss Yumi Garretson_

[Starkeyy]

This post might get something of a pregnancy log put in, but I'm really not in the mood to deal with that yet.

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