[NPC] Jet & Cygnus
I had the strangest night, Gaians! Cygnus and I were eating popcorn and watching our favorite dramedy masterpiece of a hit series, Purple is the Old Pink, and we noticed something kinda peculiar... Y'see, every time we dropped a puff of delicious buttery popcorn on the floor, there was this tiny woosh sound, and it was gone. Obvious, our first thought was that our after-feast cleanup would be a total snap from now on, but our second thought was something akin to "What the heck was that?!" After gearing up in all the latest protective equipment (namely, some tennis rackets and cardboard boxes) we got down on our hands and knees and took a cautious look under the bed. And wouldn't you know it: There was a whole celebration going on down there!
Turns out, The Monsters in Our Nightmares are totally real. Remember that time you dreamed about the two-hundred-toothed lizard creature with the melting face and poisonous claws? Oh, it's real, and it looooves to dance the limbo! Simply hop on down to join us here at the monster bash to score some absolutely astounding party favors, like the fabulous new Toy's Blind Revenge, Distorted Crooked Cousin, All Obnoxiously Negative, Shining Digi Daemon, and Beamish Spooky Shounen! You might even receive the adorable new user-designed treasure: Cottontail Brigade designed by Funky Cocoa! Visit La Victoire to join the fun. See you soon! Need some Gaia Cash? Stock up online or get instant Cash via PayPal! You can convert your unused retail gift cards into Gaia Cash with PayGarden!