[NPC] Dr. Singh
Dr. Singh: Good morning, Gaians! Welcome to this week's Evolving Item Report, your first source for all the latest biology news. We've got a quick update for you this week, so let's dive in. Are you ready, Timmy?
- Timmy: I was born ready! And then I got even readier, thanks to the miracle of massive genetic tamperin'!
Dr. Singh: I notice that your cranium is looking a bit... tumid.
- Timmy: You're darn tootin' it's tumid, doc! And I've never felt better! I can... YEEP! ...feel my scalp burnin' whenever I think about stuff!
Dr. Singh: Well, that shouldn't be too much of a problem for you. Anyway, let's get to the news. This week, two items will be evolving: Hermes' Moon and Fausto's Bottle will both be entering their next phases! If you have one of these items, you can see its new form by visiting the My Avatar screen, removing the item from your avatar and then reequipping it.
- Timmy: Swell! Also, Flynn stopped by earlier to give me a message, but she got pretty nervous on account of my big throbbin' noggin! Through all her stammerin' I gathered that there's a new item released today: the January Birthstone Crown, a perfect gift for all those January babies! Also, the Cash Shop is now plum sold out of the following items:
- The OMG Box
Pora IceAngelic Earmuffs
Demonic Earmuffs
Let it Snow
They might be back in the future, or they might not!
Dr. Singh: That's about it for this week's Evolving Item Report. Tune in next week for more news! Say goodbye, Timmy.
- Timmy: Bye, everybody! Remember, if you want to hop on the crazy evolving item rollercoaster, you can pick one up in the Gaia Cash Shop.