[NPC] Dr. Singh
Dr. Singh: Hello, Gaians! Now that we're done with all the dancing and festivity, let's unwind with a nice Evolving Item Report. I'm Dr. Singh, Gaia's resident naturalist, and this is my adorable sidekick, Timmy. You might notice that our friend Labtech Gene isn't with us this week. I'm pleased to say that our operation was a complete success, and Gene will be checking in with us once in a while to make sure things are still going well.Ready to go, Timmy?
- Timmy: Hmph.
Dr. Singh: What's the matter, little buddy? Didn't find a date?
- Timmy: Well, I was gonna ask this older girl I know, but she went with some big, dumb oaf instead!
Dr. Singh: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll grow out of your awkward, gangly, miserable phase someday. At least you're not a mutant anymore, right?
- Timmy: I guess. I don't wanna talk about the stupid prom. Let's just get this thing over with.
Dr. Singh: Not so fast, Mr. Sourpuss. We're not starting until you buck up a little. I won't have you slouching through the Evolving Item Report like you don't care! Put a smile on that face and let's hear a "jeepers."
- Timmy: Jeepers.
Dr. Singh: Like you mean it!
- Timmy: Jeepers!
Dr. Singh: Good! Doesn't that feel better?
- Timmy: Y'know what, Doc? It does! You always know how to cheer a fella up.
Dr. Singh: Good. Let's get down to business. Our most exciting news: we've got a brand new evolving item this week! Saying the Death Whisper looks dangerous would be an understatement... it doesn't take a scientist to tell you that this thing is cursed. But I am a scientist, so mark my words: handle this thing with extreme caution!
- Timmy: Holy smokes, Doc! It sounds horrifyin'! Can I touch it?
Dr. Singh: No! This item is only to be handled by responsible types who know what they're getting into. Viewers, you can get this item (at your own risk!) by visiting the Gaia Cash Shop. To get there, just move your mouse over the Market menu and select it from the drop-down list. So, moving on: in addition to the exciting new cursed item, we have three items evolving this week. Timmy, would you care to tell the nice people what they are?
- Timmy: Sure! First, we got the Alruna's Rose, but the Doc said I'm not allowed to look at that one till I'm older. It sure does smell pretty, though! I hope I have one when I grow up. The Experiment is also gettin' a little bigger and scarier this week... I dunno, Doc, this one kinda freaks me out.
Dr. Singh: Why's that, friend?
- Timmy: I guess I'm still kinda sour on mad science after that whole mutant thing. Who knows what kinda trouble this thing's gonna cause! The Dionaesil is growing again, too, but this one seems a tiny bit friendlier.
Dr. Singh: A few of the later generations of older items are completing their evolution, as well: the 7th generation Pantheracorax Agate and the 3rd generation Biancamella should be fully unlocked this week. Also, Hermes Moon will be leaving the shop on the 27th. Well, I suppose that's just about it for this week's Report. Say goodbye, Timmy!
- Timmy: Bye bye!