So what now? Now with added jokes!

Have you ever donated blood?

Yes, and regularly do so	16.4%	[ 31 ]
Yes, but won't do anymore	11.6%	[ 22 ]
No, but want to	19.6%	[ 37 ]
No, don't want to	22.2%	[ 42 ]
No, I can't	30.2%	[ 57 ]
Total Votes:			[ 189 ]

[Storm Rao]

good luck~

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g00kie_m0nster

Todes Sehnsucht

Hello hello~
Just wanted to ask you what you posted in my thread... you know that elephant killed by man in pyjama thingie. I may be stupid asking this but I'm also curious xD

Hello! I just referenced the Groucho Marx quote "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." XD

Ahaha~ I see.... sorry for disturbing emotion_yatta

[g00kie_m0nster]

Todes Sehnsucht

g00kie_m0nster

Todes Sehnsucht

Hello hello~
Just wanted to ask you what you posted in my thread... you know that elephant killed by man in pyjama thingie. I may be stupid asking this but I'm also curious xD

Hello! I just referenced the Groucho Marx quote "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." XD

Ahaha~ I see.... sorry for disturbing emotion_yatta

Ah, you're all good; it was just a bit of humour. razz

Speaking of which (probably the only blonde joke I've truly laughed at):
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill. "

[Todes Sehnsucht]

g00kie_m0nster

Todes Sehnsucht

g00kie_m0nster

Todes Sehnsucht

Hello hello~
Just wanted to ask you what you posted in my thread... you know that elephant killed by man in pyjama thingie. I may be stupid asking this but I'm also curious xD

Hello! I just referenced the Groucho Marx quote "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." XD

Ahaha~ I see.... sorry for disturbing emotion_yatta

Ah, you're all good; it was just a bit of humour. razz

Speaking of which (probably the only blonde joke I've truly laughed at):
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill. "

LMAO!!! rofl
You're so right!! I've never laugh about a blonde joke but this is awesome rofl

[Eva Angelina]

helping back 3nodding

[Eva Angelina]

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[Eva Angelina]

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[g00kie_m0nster]

Todes Sehnsucht

g00kie_m0nster

Todes Sehnsucht

g00kie_m0nster

Todes Sehnsucht

Hello hello~
Just wanted to ask you what you posted in my thread... you know that elephant killed by man in pyjama thingie. I may be stupid asking this but I'm also curious xD

Hello! I just referenced the Groucho Marx quote "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." XD

Ahaha~ I see.... sorry for disturbing emotion_yatta

Ah, you're all good; it was just a bit of humour. razz

Speaking of which (probably the only blonde joke I've truly laughed at):
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill. "

LMAO!!! rofl
You're so right!! I've never laugh about a blonde joke but this is awesome rofl

Glad y'liked it biggrin

After a long day at work, a man makes himself comfortable at a bar one night and, after sipping his claret, he notices a bear walk out of the gents' toilets. Thinking that his eyes were playing on him, he gasps in awe as the bear proceeds to step onto the nearest wall, calmly walks onto the ceiling and towards the bar, before jumping off and landing on the nearest bench (incidentally, adjacent to the man) and growls "gimme a beer" before giving the correct change, scolling it in one hit and leaving.

Not being able to believe what had just happened before him, the man finally manages to utter "...th-th-that was rather unusual to say the least wasn't it?"
"Yeah" remarks the bartender. "He usually orders whisky."

[g00kie_m0nster]

A man walks into a bar with a pig on a leash. After ordering a couple of drinks, the two are happily getting themselves drunk, round after round. It's not long before the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him. So he asks "Hey, where'd you get him?"
"Oh, I won him in a raffle" replies the pig.

[Mrs Yachi-sanMrs Yachi-san]

Helped...
Any help back would be great...

Quote:

Roses are Red...
Violets are Blue...
Sugar is Sweet...
And so are You...
But the Roses are Wilted...
The Violets are Dead...
The Sugar bowls Empty...
And so is Your Head...

[g00kie_m0nster]

Mrs Yachi-san

Helped...
Any help back would be great...

Quote:

Roses are Red...
Violets are Blue...
Sugar is Sweet...
And so are You...
But the Roses are Wilted...
The Violets are Dead...
The Sugar bowls Empty...
And so is Your Head...

Roses are red,
The TARDIS is Blue.
"Donna, where's the Doctor?"
She said "Doctor Who?" *sobs* crying

[Mrs Yachi-sanMrs Yachi-san]

g00kie_m0nster

Thats quite funny lol...

Helped...
Any help back would be great...

Trying to get an old RP going in my guild. Check it out. Join.

[inactiveaccount12345]

g00kie_m0nster

Hi guys, because I derped on the rules to get Megathread, I've just posted up a new topic to achieve the following goals:
- Threadmaster (The Popular tag) - Done~! Thanks for your help!
- Prayer Circle Done~! Thanks for your help!
- Megathread (500 posts in a single thread)

Again, should you need any help with your topic/Achievements (especially Prayer Circle and Sausage Fest), I'll be glad to help. You can also use this topic if you want help with:
- Ultimate Player (anyone requiring 50 friends of the opposite gender. I'm male, if that helps any females)
- Mark Twain
- Any tipping achievements

Thanks again for everyone's support earlier, and let's help eachother again, as all Gaians should!

p.s. post some of the best/worst jokes you've heard, but please keep in mind the Terms of Service; we're not here to offend, or get anyone banned, ok?

[Todes Sehnsucht]

g00kie_m0nster

Glad y'liked it biggrin

After a long day at work, a man makes himself comfortable at a bar one night and, after sipping his claret, he notices a bear walk out of the gents' toilets. Thinking that his eyes were playing on him, he gasps in awe as the bear proceeds to step onto the nearest wall, calmly walks onto the ceiling and towards the bar, before jumping off and landing on the nearest bench (incidentally, adjacent to the man) and growls "gimme a beer" before giving the correct change, scolling it in one hit and leaving.

Not being able to believe what had just happened before him, the man finally manages to utter "...th-th-that was rather unusual to say the least wasn't it?"
"Yeah" remarks the bartender. "He usually orders whisky."

Hahaha~ This is also funny. Thanks! You made my day rofl