MY @#$%IN LIFE U @#$% !!!
Likes:animals, cars, basketball, anime [obviously], rock music of all kinds
dislikes:noobs, bean burritoes DX
Talents:bass guitar playing, imitting tobi and near, eating cheese 8D, farting in general xD
MY TACO FOOL! D<
NOW HAVE A GOOD DAY!
ITS THE COOKIE MONSTER :0
PSS: IF U JUST WENT ALL THE DOWN U R PROBALY A REDNACK OR A NOOB! >3
(y deidara hates tobi)
deidara: tobi wat happened 2 my car un?
deidara: u drove it last night un :l
deidara: TELL A******E UN >
tobi: i got some prostitutes and they stole it
deidara: WAT UN!!!!!!!! I SHOULD F**KING KILL U UN!
tobi: y O-O
deidara: CAUSE THE CAR COST 100000000000000000000000.5 GOLD UN! *chokes tobi*
konan: wtf r u guys doing
deidara: NOTHING UN!
konan: DONT MAKE ME COME IN THERE!
deidara: ok tobi got my car stolen un T^T
tobi: DID NOT
deidara: DID 2 UN
deidara:YESH U DID
konan: *hold both by throat* TOBI U APOLOGIZE 2 DEIDARA AND DEIDARA U APOLOGIZE 2 TOBI!!!!!!!!! OK?!
deidara: tobi im sry i choked u un
tobi: im not sry that i got your expensive car stolen by prostitutes
deidara: SONOFAB***CH UN!
wat happens 2 naruto,hinata,shikamaru,neji,sai,sakura,gaara,temari, kabuto , and tobi if they gets drunk?
naruto: pees in other ppls ramen
hinata: rapes naruto
shikamaru: is full of energy and drink 95million red bulls
neji: acts like a girl (a spoiled one)
sai: draws pac-man and plays pac-man in a game of cow tipping
sakura: acts like a prostitute
gaara: has bad memmories of childhood
temari: randomly askes ppl out
kabuto: smoke weed with his puppet
tobi: NO EFFECT!
itachi : i wonder wat pein and konan r doing in the bathroom
kisame: ok when th did luffy join the akatsuki ? isnt he suposed 2 in one-peice?
itachi: atleast he has a straw hat
kisame: good point
hidan: lets do this jashin
deidara: YEAH UN!
itachi: opens door
pein: WTF? konan: WTF?
konan and pein sitting in a TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1ST COMES LOVE THEN COME MARRIGE THEN COME THE PAPER-BABY IN THE BABY CARRIGE!
itachi: AHHHH 2 MUCH THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deidara: O.O WTFH UN!
luffy: IM GONNA GO BK 2 ONE-PEICE NOW!
hidan: HOLY S**T JASHIN!
zetsu: photosenthisis* >.> SWEET!
(pein and konan chase rest off akatski members out of base)
DEI LIKES BOMBS UN! XD
(wat adiction does each akatsuki have)
pein: persing addiction
konan: origami addiction
tobi: fr33dom addiction
itachi: weed addiction
kisame: water addiction
deidara: suicide bombing addiction
hidan: jashin addiction
zetsu: eating ppl addiction
wat kind of person does pein like
me: so pein who do u like the most
pein: uh r u oprah
me: nu im a hispanic
me: bk 2 my question
pein: oh yeah
me: TELL ME UGH!
pein: ish konan
pein: cause y do u think i go with her 2 places?
me: O.O SCARY!
lets go bk 3 yrs ago when hidan was traveling with oro abd kakuzu one day...
oro: wat does 2 2=?
kakuzu: my balls oro my balls
hidan: no jashin says tht it is 4.......
oro: then show me your balls!?
oro: BOTH OF U!
kakuzu and hidan: HELL NO GAY BASTERD!
oro: then ill quit the akatsuki and make my own group of ninjas!
me (i pop out of no where): DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
hidan: whtf is tht!?
me: IM UR BALLS HIDAN!
hidans now is so humilitaded he looks 4 me 3yrs later...
hidan: (pulls out shotgun) TIME 2 DIE U COSPLAYING CRAZY PERSON!
me: dude tht was 3yrs ago!
hidan: but 1st u know where i can get some gaia online cash cards!?
me: ik u can find them in gaaras house!
hidan: thank u (shoots me)
me: gets bk up * thank u bullet proof vest!!!!!
hidan: >.> FOUND'EM
gaara: wth r u doing
hidan: getting some cash cards
gaara: NU TEMARI BOUGHT ME THOSE! SAND COFFIN!
hidan: (dead) x,x
gaara: I WIN A*****E!
(this story i made up 1 day out of random boredness XP)
me:*wakes up and hears a moaning sound* wtf?...... *looks around and doesnt c anything* must have been some perv raping a poor little girl......
jiraiya: ~sneaks around~ i need 2 steal more condoms!!! O_O
me: ~looks at jiraiya~ WTH R U DOING HERE! ~gets out whip~ GO BK HOME U CRAZY BAKA ~whips jiraiya~
jiraiya: give it 2 me harder c;
me: WTH IM A GUY!!!!!!! ~takes xXiSakuraxChanXx's hatchet~ NOW U SHALL DIE!!
jiraiya: ~runs~ TSUNADE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX
tsunade: ~drinking sake~ wat......... ~as u can tell she is drunk as f**k~
me: ~sticks hatchet up his a**~ all done
jiraiya: y me
me: cause u were raping some1 and sneaking around my house!
<THE F**KEN END!>
>.< @_@ o/_o $_$ =_= ._. D: CX XD <3 o//////////o
FACES OF TEH WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me and mah buddies danna and tobi and i almost forgot Deidara 2 !
awwwwwww pein blushing 4 the 1st time
me and my buddy hidan and WTF! IM LOOK LIKE A GIRL IN THT PIC =w=
Most hilarious comic of dei and hidan fighting ever XD
i got bored and decided 2 put my fav bands/singers and here they is:
6)Guns N' Roses
7)KISS (im trying do the gene simmons tongue XP)
9)Red Hot Chilipeppers
11)The Jimi Hendrix Experience
12)Van Halen (Hot 4 Teacher is a funny song and hard 2 play)
15)Wierd Al Yankovic (he makes funny versions of songs and most of the original versions i hate C
16)Black Eyed Peas (the only hip-hop group i like only cause the have an eletric guitar play in most of their songs )
these r the artist/bands i hate the most:
7) Justin Timberlake (i only like his song Sexy Bk)
The person i hate the most is:
LINDSEY LOHAN BECAUSE SHE STUPID AS ****!