X-One-Oh-Seven

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Last Login: 11/19/2022 3:32 pm

Registered: 06/21/2006

Gender: Male

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Who's X107?

So what did I miss?

I'm allergic to bananas. I hate tomato. You are better at dancing than me. I am sarcastic. I'd rather try to get smoke inside of a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. I wish I was a Ghostbuster just so I could say "I'm a ghostbuster" when asked what I do for a living, then step back and cross my arms like it was 1992. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I brush my teeth with hot water. I am a sucker for motivational quotes. Materialistic people crack me up, because they actually think they are happy. I once taught a horse to read my emails for me. Maury Povich "You are not the father" episodes rule. I wish I had gray eyes. American Psycho and Silence of the Lambs should be in the comedy section of Blockbuster. I think the *LEEDS* mattress guy SHOULD be beat. I have to watch TV with the remote in my hand, or else I feel like I'm swimming with one flipper on. Pop Up Video should NOT have been canceled. I like to read novels. Texting and Myspace have lowered peoples' social skills. I pretty much live for music and comedy. I don't take networking internet sites seriously. If you let your friends drive drunk, you have no soul. I think s**t-talking on the internet is about as useful as trying to kill an elephant by throwing a tic tac at it. I love people watching at bars. People look funny when they're mad. The fact that Bill Paxton was killed by an Alien, the Predator, AND the Terminator should AUTOMATICALLY qualify him for an academy award. I love the beach. I'd like to watch Gary Busey and Rosie O'donnell grind each other on a dance floor to a Billy Ocean tribute band. I love vanilla flavored anything. Laughter can cure more than you think. Fast food is so bad for you, but sooooo good. The fifty dollar burger has changed lives. Spell check is one of the best inventions next to the wheel. I can give a better Blue Steel than Zoolander. I wish I could use the Jedi mind trick on people. If you don't dress up for Halloween, you are lame. The "25 year old balding/comb over jacuzzi mcdougal", and the "Drunk white girl who can't dance" are the best people to stare at while at a club. Money doesn't impress me. If I worked at the 3am drive thru of a Del Taco, I'd spit in your food too. Songs are more important than bands. The Geico caveman and Jack Links "Messin' with Sasquatch" commercials are GENIUS. There will never be another Johnny Cash or Elvis. - That is all for now.


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Robot Unicorn Report | 06/06/2010 11:13 am
Robot Unicorn
is it really your birthday????
Robot Unicorn Report | 01/16/2010 12:34 pm
Robot Unicorn
mad
Robot Unicorn Report | 11/01/2009 5:58 pm
Robot Unicorn
i did.



d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's too bad
):
Robot Unicorn Report | 11/01/2009 1:36 pm
Robot Unicorn
lol
that sounds hella fun though
(:

I should take a nap or something
I am sooooo ******** tired
ughghgh
Robot Unicorn Report | 11/01/2009 1:13 pm
Robot Unicorn
smoked a lot

drank a bit

partied a lot

snuck in through the back door of some random person's house to use the bathroom

and that was pretty much it
:)

you?
Robot Unicorn Report | 11/01/2009 1:00 pm
Robot Unicorn
amazing
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Robot Unicorn Report | 11/01/2009 12:54 pm
Robot Unicorn
laaaaaaame


so how was your halloween?
Robot Unicorn Report | 11/01/2009 12:48 pm
Robot Unicorn
oh hey! you're online!!
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but not on msn
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Robot Unicorn Report | 11/01/2009 12:18 pm
Robot Unicorn
or maybe if you got on more i would sneeze more
exclaim
Robot Unicorn Report | 10/26/2009 9:30 pm
Robot Unicorn
Because you don't ever get on gaia or msn so it's not like you'd ever know about it anyways
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