Sailor Crackhead

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Last Login: 04/19/2012 5:19 am

Registered: 11/17/2010

Gender: Female

Location: England

Birthday: 10/06

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Hullo. biggrin

I'm Abbie. Or 'Shorty'. Or 'Doomzy'. Or 'Sailor Crackhead'. Or 'Racoon v****a'. You can decide what to shout at me when you see me in the street. I'm from Leicester, in England: where it's generally pissing it down all the time. I love gaming and photography. Speaking of gaming, I'm addicted to Zombie based games such as Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead and Dead Rising. And I like the Guitar Hero series and any Mario games. Apart when I have to play as Princess Peach. I don't like Peach. She's a whore. She deserves a blue shell rammed up her v****a. Anyway. Apart from wasting my life on gaming platforms, I like to play the guitar and other instruments. And if you have noticed, my two favourite musicians are Emilie Autumn and Doctor Steel (I have loads of other favourite musicians, but you can consult my iTunes for that.) And the rest of my life is spent on the computer, trolling. I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! D:< He puts a bad name on the gay community. Speaking of which, I'm gay. Don't like it? Off yer ********. I don't give a s**t anymore. Oh yes, I'm a public troll; I don't like anyone. And I don't discriminate either, I just hate everyone. I'm racist, sexist, pessimistic, sarcastic, cynical and very offensive. Don't like it? Then why are you continuing reading this, you daft t**t? I may sound like a complete ********, but I'm not. I'm fighting for total equality. I hate homophobia. I hate narrow-minded people. I hate child abusers. I hate rapists. I hate ******. You have to learn to bring yourself up, and not drag others down. And a final few words, treat life like your dog would: sniff it, piss on it and walk away.

Also, gay pirates riding a unicorn. biggrin

Also also, check out these websites:

www.sailorcphotography.deviantart.com

www.youtube.com/MsDoomzy

http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

http://www.formspring.me/SailorCrackhead

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[Mini-Mercenary] Report | 02/02/2011 1:34 pm
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I just got discharged from the hospital and I will post this weekend if I am still welcome. >_>

Im sorry for not telling anyone, but it all happened so fast and I was not allowed to take my computer with me. ;__;
Bulletproof_Killjoy Report | 01/25/2011 6:58 pm
Bulletproof_Killjoy
I created the game.
Yomihime-Chan Report | 01/24/2011 11:59 am
Yomihime-Chan
Can't. Busy with School. Behind. Badly.
How have you been?
Yomihime-Chan Report | 01/24/2011 8:06 am
Yomihime-Chan
Oi you, yes you!
We must talk more! X3
Bulletproof_Killjoy Report | 01/22/2011 12:16 pm
Bulletproof_Killjoy
Yes. That is why I win.
Karl Nagisa Report | 01/20/2011 6:11 pm
Karl Nagisa
No. No you can't. Unless you eat your sparkles. >:c
Bulletproof_Killjoy Report | 01/20/2011 3:03 pm
Bulletproof_Killjoy
I ALSO FORGOT TO MENTION THEY STABBED YOU 37 TIMES IN THE CHEST.
WHOOPS
Bulletproof_Killjoy Report | 01/19/2011 4:11 pm
Bulletproof_Killjoy
DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT THEY'RE NINJAS?
I'M SORRY.
I GUESS IT'S TOO LATE NOW THOUGH.
THEY'VE ALREADY STOLEN ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES.
Karl Nagisa Report | 01/19/2011 2:39 pm
Karl Nagisa
You.. can't?
Bulletproof_Killjoy Report | 01/18/2011 5:41 pm
Bulletproof_Killjoy
THOSE SKILLS SHALL NOT PROTECT YOU FROM THE ZOMBIE LLAMAS dramallama
 

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Hello!

I'm Sailor Crackhead, and if you want a quickie I'll just be in the back room. But, if you want something else, I have the something else! Even drugs. But most people call those drugs ibuprofen or paracetamol. Feel free to try on anything, and buy anything you like.

... Otherwise I will rip your head from your spine, tear away the skin, use the brain as a poofy seat and use the skull as a goblet for my mead.

Have a nice day!

 

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