droppin it

this is the best story of all time

-TAKoC Wrote:
Ren was a huge butt
She twerked so hard her face fell off
Her skin molecules were vibrating so fast it couldn't take much pressure from the booty
So she twerked her way down town
Flapping her buttcheeks all around
Something amazing that day happened
She became the flying butt
She learned how to fly by shaking that a**
She flew across town, knocked down an old lady, with her powerful buttocks
A nearby little girl said, "Dafuq is this fatass doing?"
She overheard the little girl and made poop rain
She became the goddess of asses