I am a freelance writer residing in California, emphasizing in fiction, poetry, drama, and LGBT-oriented literature. I also work as a guitarist, singer, and songwriter, being a former member of the Southern California-based band the Castle Town Convicts.
Since 2005, I have operated as Captain of the Barely-Knowns Guild on Gaia Online. You can find the guild below:
121. The conversations we have:Violaceous Vertigo:
[...]everyone else keep laughing at kitties and the thought of vomiting rainbows.Reeves:
What about kittens who vomit rainbows?cheesy nipples:
Taking "Taste the Rainbow" a little too far?Reeves:
They shouldn't have eaten so many Skittles, then.cheesy nipples:
But they're so yummy and chocked full of e-numbers and pretty colors.Reeves:
But they could cause RAINBOW RAGE. IN YOUR STOMACH.cheesy nipples:
NOOO! The power of the rainbow would overwhelm you! You'd become like a multicolored super saiyan every time you rage!Reeves:
Oh, no, no, no. The only strength that rage would give you is enough speed to run to the nearest basin or toilet.
122. First it was fun, and then it got weird:Oral Steering Wheel:
Too much sax in this avatar. Should be covered up. Reeves
There is never
too much sax. mad Oral Steering Wheel:
But...think of the children! So easily swayed to the heathen ways of smooth jazz and club music!
Is there no hope?Reeves:
At some point or another, children must learn about sax. Otherwise, how will they cope without sax education?Oral Steering Wheel:
And the practice of safe sax is a sharp point. It really helps you stay out of treble, on the clef of potential disaster when dealing with those bass hooligans with no sense. Ow. Why did I do that to myself? So punny. D:Reeves:
...Damn it. You win. You win all the points. But as far as safe sax goes...always wet your reed and clean out your horn?Violaceous Vertigo: ALWAYS keep it clean.
You don't know what you might catch if you don't. [/formerbandnerd] [/currenteasilyamusednerd]Reeves:
And never ever get it rusty.Nu Lucrezia:
Dunno about that last one, getting a rusty trombone is pretty awesome.Reeves:
123. Setting the record "straight":cheesy nipples:
Why does there have to be crying? No crying. Drink wine until you don't want to cry.Reeves:
Well, crying can mean emotional release. So while you're indulging in le booze, you're cleansing yourself of sorrow. It's a win-win. cheesy nipples:
Great. Glad I could help. Now, if there's anything else I can help "release" while we're drinking. wink Reeves:
I'll stick with my girlfriend for that release, thanks. razz cheesy nipples:
Spoil sport. No drunken fun?Reeves:
Not with dudes, at least. razz cheesy nipples:
I can always dress up.Reeves:
Not the same.cheesy nipples:
Pshh, you're just being picky.Reeves:
No, honey. I'm just being gay.