Today, I threw up within minutes of waking up. It was a disgusting feeling, looking into the toilet bowl to watch last night's food stare up at me as if I had done it a favour by murdering it, and taking it out of it's misery. I flushed it with great haste. I must've hallucinated it saying a small thanks as I washed myself up afterwards.
I think it's safe to say that we shouldn't make anymore rainbow waffles.
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Especially at Christmas time.
What's creepy is knowing that your great-grandmother was created because second cousins married eachother to "keep it in the family."
Seriously, why are we allowed to converse?
But that might just be my love for tequila talking.
I think it's safe to say that we shouldn't make anymore rainbow waffles.