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OHOHOHO LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! These are all the strange Valentines I recieved...Most of which were from IgneoBern. Well, here we go!
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You know how the song goes: "slimy men say only fingers rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your oozing embrace. Now I know how Boogyman felt when the screams first parted to reveal Ganush silhouetted against a vengeful sky. It was disgust at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, grabbing hastilly until you get here.
-PulsaWatts
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I cannot begin to describe how loudly my big toe burns for you. As I write this, I'm jumping in my turtle, unable to contain my running desire. Please, accept my red embrace and know that you're truly the grape of my eye.
-PJO-KH-music-HP fan
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How I long to hear your green song again. What was it called? Ah yes, One Vision - Queen. How your squirrel like voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded PENGUIN!. Such penguinish! Let us join together and see in unison, your purple song carrying our hearts to insane heights.
-auscf
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How I long to hear your beautiful song again. What was it called? Ah yes, nothing else matters. How your shiny voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded cat. Such heartwarm! Let us join together and playing in unison, your creative song carrying our hearts to blue heights.
-Grim Reaper of Neverland
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Please, my beloved, come with me on a red journey to the deepest car of my stomach. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Atlantis and dance with me across the undulating sword? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and think like eating cats?
-Liriar
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How I long to hear your sexy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Saltwater room. How your CUTE voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded PARAKEET. Such SAD! Let us join together and RUN in unison, your NOAH song carrying our hearts to NASF heights.
-The Broken Neko
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How I long to hear your beautiful song again. What was it called? Ah yes, sexy back. How your gorgeous voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded tiger. Such happy! Let us join together and kicking in unison, your magical song carrying our hearts to amazing heights.
-x iAeris x
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I cannot begin to describe how shakilly my hand burns for you. As I write this, I'm fumbling in my fingernail, unable to contain my faltering desire. Please, accept my juicy embrace and know that you're truly the staple of my eye.
-IgneoBern
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