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Fais and Cruhshshshh

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Deez nutz

Hello, ladies.
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Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me.

But if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me.

Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.

What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's an oyster, with two tickets to that thing you love.

Look again!
The tickets are now diamonds!

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.

I'm on a horse!