About

Hello, my name is Tessa but you can call me Tess or if you choose, Motey (that name comes from an inside story involving emoticons and Neopets. I accidentally bestowed it upon myself. Boohoo.) I'm a 17 year old senior that resides in a wee little town in America's Dairyland (Wisconsin). This state is freaking great, if you like cheese and Milwaukee's Best.

I myself am quite quiet, at least in real life. However, on the Internetz I have the audacity of a menstruating howler monkey during mating season. I enjoy reading, writing, going on the World Wide Web (teehee), and making farting noises with my trombone. I also like the myriad of other things in the interest box down yonder. Hopefully you can tell which ones are jokes. Despite my introversion, I enjoy the social sciences, which involve, y'know, people. *shudder* I guess I'm just a silent observer.

I'll read something, get to the middle of it, and then stop suddenly when it doesn't keep my interest (*cough cough* Les Misérables). I do however enjoy reading the A-List series, Gossip Girl, Vampire Academy, and the flowery, trashy, yet so addictive novels by V.C. Andrews. And Harry Potter. Harry Potter is amazing; I finished the whole freaking seriesin a period of a month. Granted, 'twas summer and I had tons of time on my hands, but still. One. Month.

I like to overuse basic HTML. Such is one of my main specialties. And yes, I just used the archaic 'twas. Because I'm cool. And I'm a ********. Really. Don't even try to delve into my mind. I don't even know why I'm typing this except for the sole purpose of practicing said writing, which you can read in the next paragraph. But if you can't wait that long, you're an impatient douche. You really can't avert your eyes that much?

I myself enjoy writing intensely, and would like to be a writer someday. This, of course, will require nothing but utmost dedication to the particular field, which is something that I'm capable of. At least, I think so. Indecision, indecision...

On a related note, I've been writing every day. None of this writing makes particular sense, much like this little "About Me" thingy, but it's writing nonetheless. One has to practice, after all.

Favorite Songs
Never Said by Liz Phair
To Die For by The Birthday Massacre
The Holy Filament by Mr. Bungle

Well, that's about it. This is much longer than I intended, but oh well. Add me and I'll accept, given that I've sensed your virtual presence. I change my virtual outfit far too often, and I'm a convicted parentheses rapist. (RAPE! RAPE! [********! {OH NO}])

Seriously. I have to register with the local grammar authorities every time I move. Granted, I haven't moved yet, but it's a thing that I have to do. It's sad, really. I can't go within 500 yards of a building that even ever so slightly relates to grammar. This includes schools. I can't go to schools, just like a normal rapist.


My house is cool, if you wanna see it.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/homes?user=32601567

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Laithel

Report | 05/09/2014 7:10 pm

Laithel

You're welcome and I'm glad I could give you something that you wanted. smile
lL U C lI lF lE lR

Report | 05/09/2014 4:36 pm

lL U C lI lF lE lR

Hope you had a whale of a day. emotion_bigheart
c:
lL U C lI lF lE lR

Report | 05/08/2014 9:31 am

lL U C lI lF lE lR

Happy Burtday, Lardy. emotion_bigheart
emotion_hug
Laithel

Report | 05/08/2014 7:52 am

Laithel

Happy Birthday!
lL U C lI lF lE lR

Report | 01/26/2014 10:33 pm

lL U C lI lF lE lR

Oh! o:!
That's wonderful- good luck, Lardy! 8'D!
And be careful, that's super cold. 8c!
lL U C lI lF lE lR

Report | 01/25/2014 11:21 am

lL U C lI lF lE lR

8u 8U They didn't let you do corrections? D:
lL U C lI lF lE lR

Report | 01/23/2014 11:28 am

lL U C lI lF lE lR

Good luck with your driving, Lard. c:
Driving seems scary at first, but it'll grow on you quick. o:!
The-Lil-Madame

Report | 12/21/2013 5:17 pm

The-Lil-Madame

Thank you for buying! ^w^
Rage789

Report | 10/08/2013 12:17 am

Rage789

thank you for purchasing! smile
Kitty Kat Rosetta

Report | 09/12/2013 4:00 pm

Kitty Kat Rosetta

Thanks for selling xD