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my name is alyssa mary christian. i'm eighteen years young. i am bisexual. i am an octopus. i am a gamer. i like sports. i have an amazing, nerdy boyfriend named ryan. i love horror movies, puppies, british accents, kingdom hearts, coke, bacon (SHMEA), pokemon, and candy watermelons. i am a writer. i am an advanced literate roleplayer. i am a sadomasochistic nympho, and i have turned my boyfriend into one.
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i bought ur pumpkin thingy
THANKS
*heres 30k*
"YOU HAVE/HAD A c**k?! =0
lol I'm just kidding heeeee
Anyways, yes you are tres smart. I vote we do this. they should have a note with it too that says safe sex is the only sex =] "
And I was like "DUDE. WHAT THE ********?"
and I kept reading (the page had to frickin' load) and it was some prank we were going to pull on the niners.
And then it all came back to me.
Aha.
Came.
LOL but seriously.
Weirded me out for a second.
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is in da h o u s e
but then i thought to myself. really, really thought to myself. i mean, what if you W E R E an octopus. that would be insulting. and i sure would not want to insult you. but then i thought about it some more, and thought, "well, she can`t be an octopus," and i was on a contradiction on whether you could be or not, and i decided not.
so, please don`t be insulted if you are and i called you an idiot. (:
your A B O U T M E is hilarious. when i first read the sentence, " i am an octopus, " i just thought, "oh, coolio. fine." but then i finished it, and noticed that something was wrong, and i looked to that sentence, and i was like "WTF?" then i really thought about it, and i was like, "nah. she`s can`t really be an octopus.
pfft. i mean, come on. octopus`s can`t type.
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