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Hello. My Name Is Justin. I Just Recently Turned 30. My Birthday Is On Halloween. I Am Bisexual. I Am THEE Biggest Pervert You Will Ever Meet. I Have No Patience. I Am Conceited. I Live In Alameda, California. I Have Had A Really ******** Up Life. I Have Drank My Own Pee. I've s**t My Pants. I've Seen Most Of The World. Lied. Told The Truth. Driven Drunk. Gotten Into Car Accidents. I've Been Run Over. Switchstance Heelflip To Noseslide. Broken Just About Every Single Bone In My Body At Least Once. Had A Concussion From A Third Story Jump Out Of My (Ex-)Girlfriend's Apartment Building. Got Arrested For Steeling. Sold Drugs. Snowboarded Right Off A Cliff And Almost Got Hypothermia Due To Being Knocked Unconscious. Gone Cliff Diving. Gone Paragliding. Rode My Bike Into A Pole. Saved A Woman's Life. Traveled To The Four Corners Of The United States Of America (Which Are Hawaii, Alaska, Maine And Florida.) Pop Shove-It Late Kick-Flip. Been Caught Masturbating To Porn By Both My Mother And Father. Made Friends. Lost Friends. Made Enemies. Had Sex With Friends Who Later Became Enemies. Became Friends With Those Who Were Enemies. Crashed My First Car Into A City Bus. Fakie Hardflip. Jacked-Off With Ben-Gay (Don't Do It.) I Love To Skateboard (In Case That Was Not Already Obvious Enough, Allow Me To Point That Out.) I Have Bought A $7 Starbucks Coffee Just To Give It To A Homeless Man. And, I Have Even Had A Top-10 Hit Single. But, No One Remembers My Name. So, Please, Before You Judge Me, Tell Me... What The ******** Have You Done With Your Life?!
More About The ill One? Well, I Don't Like People Too Much. I Do Not Like To Talk. But, A Very Special Girl Asked Me To Join This Place, So I Have. I Am Not A Bad Guy If Given The Chance. I Just Come Off As A Douche. But, I Am Very Impatient. So Bare With Me. I Love Ducks.... heart If You Would Like To Know More, Talk To Me. Here Is My Yahoo! Feel Free To Add Me; just_me_209@yahoo.com
UPDATE 97/11/2021) - Hey All. So, like, to those who don't know some a*****e hacked my Gaia account because his girlfriend broke up with him and wanted to go out with me. I politely declined her offer and even tried to talk to the dude and straighten s**t out, but there was nothing that could be done. I do apologize, all of my items were taken and all of my friends were deleted. I will attempt to comment those who I can, if you don't give a ******** about me anymore though, thats fine. I'm cool with it. Just dont want you guys thinking I totally bailed on you. Im in college now and I work at Khols so, I'm pretty busy guy as of late. But I guess if I ever have time to kill, i'll come on and stick around. Someone help me get my sexy a** heart boxers and my duck hat again, yeah?
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