Well it certainly has been a while since I toyed with this bloody thing. Highschool come and gone like so many bad dreams. I'll be entirely honest here, it was a really long time ago when I started on this website. Mostly I hang around for a handful of rps with some bros of mine that started here, and well it feels right that they end here. Plus most 'adult' sites I run into seem to be 75% smut, 25% more smut, and I'd rather not cyber with a 500 pound man with a bathing problem. s**t do people even use cyber as a word like that anymore? God I feel old. Anyways. Names Collin. And why yes that is a male name so happy of you to notice. I figure if I'm going to stare at a piece of a** it's going to be a piece of a** not my gender. So yeah. Sorry for any confusion. I play video games, occasionally when the mood strikes me. I probably read more than is healthy. I attend college. A local one obviously, and no you don't get to know where... Unless you do, in which case I'll have to ask how the ******** do you know me and how many needles to the knee will it take to get answers. I write when the muse strikes, but usually she hides in the corners of my subconscious sipping tequila and smoking something that comes in a sealed lead box so my rapidity of post is... minor. I flit between hobbies constantly, and I really need to see a psychologist. Anyways, if my ramblings haven't turned you away yet, you can pm me, I guess. If you want. I guess I'm a bit shy. Legacy of a badly spent youth I guess. And this entire thing seems way too honest. But I got tired of trying to be someone else via the internet long ago, just never got around to changing a few pieces of text. And besides, anyone who rps with me should know that while I eventually get a post out, it typically takes a while because real life is real life and ain't nobody got time for that.
Change is Good
"Oh? Haven't you heard the new sensation that's sweeping the nation? Bitches love cannons."
