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Random s**t that stems from my brain... May occasionally post something sane, who knows? *Shrugs*
You laughed at me because I was different...
I laughed at you because you were all the same.
What others find to be scary and creepy, I find to be CUTE!
"NO! I VON'T SPARKLE! I VON'T SPARKLE, AND I NEWER VILL!"
And with this candle... I will light your mother's dress on fire-Victor
Titan: *sings* "I am Titan. I am strong."
Ham: *sings* "No one wants to sing along."
Ham: "Permission to speak commander."
Titan: "Permission granted."
Ham: "You're a dork!"
Manfred: Hey, buddy, want a lift?
Diego: No, thanks. I'm saving what little dignity I've got left.
Sid: You're hanging out with us now, pal. Dignity, has NOTHING to do with it.
Alex, stop that it looks illegal.-Justin
Mister, you're grounded... Until you die.-Franny
Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!
[The T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall]
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: 'Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
[Pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device]
T-Rex: [Cute face] Master?
Hiccup: *Imitating* Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!
Edith: Are these beds made from bombs?
Gru: Yes, but they are very old and are not likely to explode. But don't toss and turn.
Edith: Can I drink this?
Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?
"You need a teacher to go with you! ...I'm
not volunteering, I'm just saying..."
Thatch: Why me?! I'm a good guy, I never
He's totally delusional!
Kid Flash: Hold on a second. If you guys are called the "H.I.V.E. Five," why are there six of you?
See-More: *feebly* 'Cause it sounds cooler...?
Wanda: Cosmo, do something!!!
Cosmo: I can't. I'm married.
Kat: What are you made of?
Casper: Well, you know that tingly feeling
you get when your foot falls asleep? I
think I’m made of that.
Kat: DROP DEAD!!!!!
Ghostly Trio: TOO LATE!!!!!
If there's one thing that I’ve learned from
you, it's always kick em when they're
down. And baby, you're six feet under!
Oh, what a shame. -Dibs
Ghostly Trio: *singing* It’s my party and
I’ll DIE if I want to, DIE if I want to…
Kat: You guys are disgusting, obnoxious
Ghostly Trio: Thank you!
Ghostly Trio: SCREAM or sugar?
Dibs: What a tragic waste!
She had my favorite sunglasses.
Kat: Stretch… Fatso… Stinky? Man they
had cruel parents. Wonder where Doc and
Casper: There’s a girl, on my bed... YES!!
"Who ya gonna call? Someone else." -One of guys hired to get rid of Ghostly Trio
Dib: You picked the wrong planet to land on, Zim!
Zim: Wait a minute! What planet is this?
Zim: Nope, this is the right planet.
Zim: An arm-gun-to-food-launch! Neat!
Dib: You really think so? Thanks! I was up all night working on it.
Zim: Well, it shows.
Dib:[waves hand] Oh, quit it!
Tallest Red: Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've chosen for roles in one of the most crucial parts in Operation Impending Doom II! [mockingly] You in the audience just get to sit and watch.
Tallest Purple: You should have tried harder!
Zim: By using these pieces of scrap metal, I shall fashion a compass, using this planet's own magnetic field against it. Now! Witness the power of my compass!
*The compass magnetically attaches itself to GIR's chest*
GIR: Awww! It likes me!
Smeet Zim: *hugs a robot arm* I love you cold, unfeeling metal arm!
Dib: *Snaps a pencil in half and sticks half up his nose*
Dib: Ms Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
Dib: *Looks down* Pretty far...
Ms. Bitters: All right. Take the auxiliary hall pass. *Points to a radiator with 'Hall Pass' spray-painted on the side*
Hall Monitor: Hey! Where's your hall pass?
Zim: Say...you're full of organs, aren't you?
Hall Monitor: Why yes. Yes I am.
Zim: And you wouldn't notice if you were, say, missing a few?
Hall Monitor: Probably not.
*Zim starts laughing evilly and Hall Monitor joins in*
Zim: Human law enforcing machine. Markings: Lighty flashy things on top. Defensive capability: minimal.
*The police car explodes*
Zim: Explodes on impact with giant meat. Evaluation: Pathetic! Pathetic Earth vehicle!
Zim: Don't come any closer! Don't try
anything on me or I'll...I'll...I'll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!
Dib: What does identifying blotches have to do with determining our future careers?
Ms. Bitters: Oh, you poor doomed child.
Zim: Then I will prepare food with my iron fist! Then I will work my way up to ruling you all with my fist! [to Melvin] You! *Shakes fist in Melvin's face* Obey the fist!
Dib: How am I supposed to know what
Dad's first sentient thought was?
Gaz: It was "I will poop now." It's all
here in his autobiography.
Zim: GIR! Come to the observatory!
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
GIR: I know...I'm scared too...
Grunkle Stan: Now who wants to put
on some blindfolds and get into my car?
Dipper: ...Wait, what?
Mabel and Biker: Two, three, four...
Mabel: *Gasps* Your wife is going to be beautiful!
Dipper: Mabel! We've got a big break in the case!
Mabel: Break in the case!
Biker: But will she love me!?
Mabel: Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! Blink! [Painfully blinks, a few gems fall off] Ow...
Dipper: Is that... permanent?
Mabel: I'm unappreciated in my time...
Mabel: The future... Is in the past!