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I too once loved as you do, but now I seek to drain it from those who took it from me!

(wispering) shhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna kill u

the end is never the end

6 foot 7 foot 8 foot WHAT!!

Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like I'd like to see them start a fight some day We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh Across the bridge Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees They try to talk but all they know is French Their claim to fame is being north of the U.S, yes In Canada, the eskimos all seem to be frozen in time And noone knows just who their leaders are All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day They probably be wiped off the map that very night, nigh-i-i-ight Yo it's cold The royal police riding horses fighting crime They funny hats and pants demand respect Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive I hate the Queen They ruin basketball with the Toronto team They all statistcally have smaller boobs Gained independence from the Queen in '82, 1982 Canada Is kinda cold a bomb could be kind of nice They ruin bacon and they harvest ice They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, ni-ni-ni-nice Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like I'd like to see them start a fight some day They're only there til they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike Homos Seems like we should be telling them what to do The Metric System isn't very cool Them park rangers wanna take care of the moose, moo-oo-oo-oose Michael J Fox Yo shaky a** ain't made a movie that I liked Okay I guess Back To The Future was okay But Bryan Adams should've, but Bryan Adams should've But Bryan should've stayed In Canada The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time And noone knows just who their leaders are All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags Canada Is kinda cold a bomb could be kind of nice They ruin bacon and they harvest ice They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, ni-i-i-ice Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like They're only there til they do something we don't like They're only there til they do something we don't like

All hippies Are dirty and ugly They're all covered in fleas We should hang 'em from trees Round 'em up with me Shoot 'em once in the knee Drag 'em down the damn street I got two under my truck, I hate 'em! First of all hippies always smell like balls And they're all a bunch of free huggin' dumb ********' ******** Run hippies run, I got 21 guns with me Come around town, and you're done if you ******** with me Yeah, drum circle, ching chang chong Get some goddamn balls in you're goddamn song Get a goddamn jerb, you're a goddamn bum I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun Now I'm a nice guy But hippies are gay They're always gettin' high And spreading the AIDS I'd love to find Some hippies in my yard Playing their guitar They're gettin' sprayed So listen up, hippies Getting shot dead is the new green (yeah) My name is Toby Queef I was sent here by Rucka Rucka Ali Yawl Hippies Please stay away from me You'll be dead if I see you Hangin' round Tennessee Better run, hippie Eat your LSD Tell your friends about me Yeah I'm coming with a gun, I hate 'em! All hippies Are dirty and ugly They're all covered in fleas We should hang 'em from trees Round 'em up with me Shoot 'em once in the knee Drag 'em down the damn street I got two under my truck, I hate 'em! I have a farm With plenty of grain But hippies could starve That's fine with me God help you all When I'm president Y'all hippies will be slaves And probably dead Suck on my balls, hippies Get your a** ******** in the booty (yeah) Lick on my nuts, if you please Go read a book for vegan revolutionaries All hippies Are some vegan pussies Eatin' dog feces You should eat a little meat Always pretending To like Bob Marley He sucks a big D You should grow a couple nuts, I hate 'em! All hippies Are dirty and ugly They're all covered in fleas We should hang 'em from trees Round 'em up with me Shoot 'em once in the knee Drag 'em down the damn street I got two under my truck, I hate 'em! Where were you september 12th? I was shootin' me some hippies real good in the chest If you don't like this darn country You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef I'm a little bit of country With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie I'm a female bangin', racecar wagin' Jesus, save me I got no teeth I'm a decent man I just don't like a*****e hippies dancin' With no pants on Reminds me of the first time i heard rap music I was like: "Did he say *****? I like this guy?" Yawl Hippies Please stay away from me You'll be dead if I see you Hangin' round Tennessee Better run, hippie Eat your LSD Tell your friends about me Yeah I'm coming with a gun, I hate 'em! All hippies Are dirty and ugly They're all covered in fleas We should hang 'em from trees Round 'em up with me Shoot 'em once in the knee Drag 'em down the damn street I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!

These voices -- they tell me go. Why should I ever go? Man, I'm so comfortable here, Why should I head to a place where people live in fear? Stand off is still really here, Something they can really feel. But see, I'll never get why the earth is a puzzle that'll never fit. I'm not of their world. So why should I leave my sanctuary? Man, the whole thought of that is scary. How do I know that their kind will truly hear me out. Will they understand I'm flying a different route? Pose as a human being, mother moon tells me that people need my help. I guess these are the cards she threw out and dealt. She said I gotta do it alone, She said I gotta do it alone. I guess I gotta go. You gotta do it alone, man, You gotta do it alone. You gotta do it alone, man, go on your own. It's bigger then you, man. It's bigger then you. It's bigger then you, man. She said to pack my bags dawg, and never look back. This is something that I have to do. A hero to save the world. A hero with no girl and no family. Just sacrifice as a friend and struggle is the enemy. But weed is the remedy. And if you get lonely, boy, you can just roll up a dutch and keep your head high. Wanna see home, look at the sky. Remember you're not strange, but you're not the same man.

Have you ever felt Something evil Lurking around The moon is full The streets are empty Shadows cover me down You can’t call it You can’t shake the feeling Quiet do not make a sound But the wind seems to speak Something’s here in the room with me [Hook] I know that something is wrong here I can feel it but no one believes me I know that something is strange here I can sense it but no one believes me I feel like something is wrong here I can sense it but no one believes me Im not crazy hell no I’m not loony Im not insane Take a second I heard it I know it Whispers say my name Calling for me Where do I go Where should I run

Just because you're a captain doesn't mean you can't look good while giving orders.

such a sure thing

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