Dearest commodore, my very existance is awkward. It dashes the hopes and dreams of hundreds of thousands of fangirls who dream of bedding Captain Jack Sparrow by insisting he is old enough to be their father (like that would stop them.) Now wasn't that an awkward image?
I'm socially screwed up. It comes from having a whore/washerwoman mother and a stepfather who fixes boots for a living. They always said, "now don't wind up like mom."
So I have to be awkward. It discourages would-be suitors.
I'm sorry. I'm not sure we'd work for eachother. emo
 Sparry Tate · Mon Feb 26, 2007 @ 12:45am · 1 Comments |
