Welcome to your crash course in everything Amie-verse.
First off, you may be wondering ‘what the frak is ‘Amie-verse?’
Amie-verse is the combination of two words ‘Amie’ and ‘Universe’...so in short, its my universe, so welcome to it and please, please, keep all extremities within the ride at all times.
After all, Amie-verse can be a pretty dangerous place if you aren’t well-versed in Stargate, Battle Star Galactica, X-Files, Douglas Adams...and well...everything Sci-Fi, the Matrix and paleontology related.
Okay! Now that we have that little warning under our belt, lets just plunge straight in, shall we?
You see, Amie-verse was created a very long time ago when Amie was in the sixth grade and out of her frakking mind.
Specifically, it was created while she was sitting in the hall of her church with a broken disk-player and an imaginary friend who refused to talk to her.
However the first start of Amie-verse was swiftly tucked away once her mum got back from a meeting and she could go home.
The ‘verse would resurrect some years later on the bus as Amie desperately tried to ignore the urges to strangle the guy sitting next to her, who refused to shut up.
So once she had a chance to speak, she said ‘I have no clue what you are talking about since I am a blue alien from a galaxy far far away where I reign supreme I am Amie and I don’t care if your friends are idiots you’re an idiot so go away before I blow your damn planet up.’
You see, even then she did not need to take a breath while talking, (very scary once she gets on a role, no punctuation for miles I tell you!)
After that, her friends stared at her, and she stared back.
Then she got off the bus and decided to work on her galaxy.
After all, if she was a blue alien, she needed to describe it.
She first came up with the basic rules of Amie-verse.
1. There is no real government, I reign supreme with a few advisors who can take over while I’m busy panicking.
2. Crime. Depending on the crime, the sentence varies, theft= communal humiliation, murder= one year in jail, then you get handed over to the victims families and you can pray to whatever god you may worship that they are fair minded, just people.
3. Religion. Don’t care, as long as you aren’t hurting anyone, you can worship a chicken named Bob if you want to.
4. Physics. Screw them.
5. Tourism....why would anyone want to come anywhere this damn insane?
6. Joining Amie-verse. Come on in! There is plenty of room, but you have to bring your own beer, and watch out for the Wraith...they get feisty when they drink!
7. Viewings of Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, and the X-Files every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday respectively. Free refreshments.
8. If you are a fan-artists/writer, and actually have good stuff, you get automatic placing on her high council of advisors who keep her from panicking.
9. No sane people allowed.
There are a lot more rules, but those are the basics.
Anyone who wants to join Amie-verse...feel free ^^
Well...there you go....now I bet everyone thinks I’m even crazier than I was before.
You have no idea how deep my crazy goes.
No. Idea.
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I'm a writer! I write Stargate fanfic! Other stuff, too, but my fanfic is my main focus!
Sadly, I don't drink, being underage and all. Then again, I won't have to worry about supplying my own drinks. xd
In sixth grade I had an invisible creature that followed me everywhere. I wrote about him, too, along with his sister and their neighbors. Never got past part 2 of the story, though. Dang. xp
I suppose I've either just ruined your image of me or elevated it. Either way I stand by what I've just said here and there's nothing anybody can do to change that. 3nodding