Got this s**t from a friend haha
20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. At a formal restaurant, switch seats with someone by crawling under the table 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. When a male waiter comes up to you and asks for your order, ask him if he prefers boxers or briefs. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Wear a pink scarf around your neck and boss everyone at school around, and if they ask, tell them that you are the princess and they are your slaves. 15. When at a playground, ask a young child to get on a seesaw with you 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out of the ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
This is just something to brighten your day and remind yourself, that no matter however insane you think you are, the person who would do these things is FAR worse in accordance with the prophecy.
hehehe, I doubt there is many more insane people then most of my friends, on and off the computer accordance with the prophecy ^^
the steel stringbean · Sat Sep 30, 2006 @ 01:11am · 0 Comments |