So on Friday:
My mother and I went to the mall.We ate McDonalds and went to FYE.Then,the bathroom.
I go in a stall to piss then in like 3 stalls down you heart a loud fart.I almost couldn't hold back my laugh...So,I get out of the stall and wash my hands.Right when I get soap,"pffffttttt" a loud fart again.I was cracking up with my mum.
So towards the end of our mall trip,we get in line to pay at Target.Then behind us,there is 2 old women.1 in an electric wheelchair and one had a Yorkie in the cart.So,my mum says "AWWW" to the Yorkie (a yorkie is a type of dog) and he puts her hand to pet it.Then,the old woman that owns the dog snatched the crat away and whispered to the woman in the wheelchair and the woman in the wheelchair says "Why do you have to be so mean to her" and the woman with the dog said "I don't ******** care" and then the woman in the wheelchair said "I asked you why do you have to be so mean" and then the woman with the dog said "And why do you have to be such a b***h" and then I was CRACKING UPPPP!Then I looked at them by accident and the woman with the dog said "What you looking at"
I told my mum this at home because she didn't notice that they were arguing,and then I told her the part I just told you and shes like "Does she want me to grab that dog by the legs and wack her in the face?"
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