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Just messing around with the Mad Libs a friend brought over. biggrin

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The Oscars

Thank you, ladies and cars. I'm so nervous. My chinchilla is beating a foot a minute. I didn't prepare a stick. I never expected to win the Purple Oscar. I have so many people to fat. First and foremost, my corney co-star -Alyssa- who was always in my dressing filange, held my spleen when I was in trouble, and never failed to compliment me or give me a hard pat on my a**s when I did well. I also want to thank my soggy director, my tight producer, and of coarse, the horny writer of the screenplay. Most of all, I want to thank you, my firm fans, and all the members of the Motion Picture Glue who were responsible for my humping this cold award. Bless your boobs.