Okkk so i had this awsome day dream today! here goes!
*Steffy and Hannah at dinner with D'spairsray!* Random FanGirls: *Silence* *FAT KAGOME BURST THREW DOOR KNOCKING DOWN GUARDS! xD* ((Yes! there were guards! DON'T JUDGE ME!)) Hizumi: *Sprayz with pepper spray* Zero: I HAVE NO EMOTIONS! *Ballerina dance away* Tsukasa: *Bangs on table with fork and knife in hand* STEEEEAK! Kiasdf: OMG! ONE IS ON MY LEG! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! Zero: I HAVE NO EMOTIONS! SO ILL KILL IT! *grabs knife* Hizumi: Ekkk! *girly scream* one is on my crotch! kiassdf: OMG! it's touching me! help help! *Steffy and Hannah enjoying and finally step in* Hannah: BACK AWAY FROM THE CROTCH! *fork* Steffy: WOOO *break danceing with her beastly mad skillz+1* Zero: *already killed like 5 fat kagomes and one fat kyo* Steffy: OMFG!@ STEAK! TSUKASA MY LOVE! MAKE A STEAK OUT OF ME! ILL LIVE IN YOUR STOMACH FOOOOOOOOREVVVVVVER! Tsukasa: wtf...*in shock* Steffy: *MOLESTS AND BREAK DANCES AT SAME TIME!* Hannah: OMFG! IT'S NOT POSSIABLE! Hizumi: *looking in mirror* oh yeah who's a naughty boy, oh you are! you ar---- oh...people are still here...whoops? Hannah: OMFG!AD! *attacks hizumi! * Hizumi: Oh no! not another random fandom girl! oh someone...help me, *whisper* alittle lower... Hannah: CAKE SLAVE CAKE! ON HIZUMI! NOW! Steffy: *Moves away from Tsukasa's stunned body with her leg dragging* Yessssh master! Hannah: YEAH! YOU BETTER GET ME SOME DAMN CAKE! Hizumi: Oh no! someone stop the cake fiends! *sarcasticly* klasasf: IM STILL BEING ATTACKED Zero: I HAVE NO EMOTIONS! DO YOU HEAR ME!? NONE!@!!!! I CARE NOT! kasiasdf: BUT ZERO! Zero: SHHH! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! IM EMOTIONLESS REMEMBER!? Tsukasa: OMFG....IM ALIVE! Steffy: *pops up* I LIVE INSIDE OF YOU! Tsukasa: i need...steak! where are you my love! Hizumi: I DESIRE CAKE! *In the end, steffy cut everyones cake, even tsukasas steak and fed him threw a straw. Hannah cake molested hizumis crotch, zero still had no emotions and kisjdf got sexually molested by a fat kagome and is in rehab right now.The end*
DarksoraXD · Mon Feb 13, 2006 @ 11:47pm · 1 Comments |