Lol, my mom always reads mysteries, and they have people from New Jersy (spelling?) alot. And they are always tough ppl, and carry guns there, and crap like that. And she was reading the Readers Digest today, and showed us this really funny article. Here is is, with my own comments in parenthasis.
"Whenever I stumble over my feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all or leae the house wearing one pattern to many, (she lookd at me at this point summing up all that up there directed at me. sweatdrop ) I always think, It's okay, I'm from New Jersey. I love New Jersey because it's not just an all-purpose punch line, but probely a handy legal defence, as in, 'Yes, I shot my wife because I thouht she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.'"
Don't you love that?! I thought that the last part was really funny. But I can't belive that my mom looked at me while reading the first part! lol It was funny!
Beautiful Gothic Flower · Wed Aug 12, 2009 @ 03:01am · 0 Comments |