Lo good citizens, I come to ye this fateful eve with news of the greatest dooms...
To start at the very beginning... (a very good place to start), 'pon this very night, as the stars peeked through the blanketed skys o'er the great City of Hull, did my indentured servant and I head off upon what seemed to be an easy and enjoyable meander. The place which we did seek, Spiders is it's name, a name whispered reverently by those in the know... this place of our seeking did we... seek... yet lo! Others seemingly had caught wind of our forthcoming arrival and formed a mighty and impenetrable queue along the many paths of Hull, 'till from back of the line of commoners nary a gleam of the bouncers eye could we see! Not ones to easily give up on our quest, we turned around and headed back to my dearest's humble abode. More of a putting off really. Yet through this walk, this mighty walk of champions... something dastardly was afoot. Mighty boots of wonders did I wear, boots fit for the mightiest of legs! I, of course, was quite apt enough to wear such things of splendour, yet sabotage had been had! The ten inches of heel... the hard unforgiving soles... they didst conspire against me, and lo didst blisters of humongous sizes form larger and larger with every dainty step! Yes, the clomping of my feet could be heard throughout the neighboring villages, a walk of distinction and grace!
And now my friends I must leave, as my darling has obeyed my command and pitiyingly fetched my food for the evening as I am housebound and barely able to move from the pain and the dreadful swellings... I fear... I fear I may not make the dawn... my manservant seems to have caught my fears, as he currently sings a dirge... "burgers burgers burgers, I eat you little burgers..." Ah, his dedication and love for my wond'rous self knows no bounds!
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