Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm not the first person to realize this, but I thought of this on my own, so I'm putting up here.
The Megatron from Beast Wars is gay.
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but still. Ever since I realized this, I have not been able to look at ANY Megatron quite the same way again. Also the idea of him doing the Chicken dance also changed how I look at him. It's in one of my journal entries below. I'm not sure which one. You are going to have to find it for yourself. I may separate the journal entries later so that it's easier to look at instead of just having a few long-a** ones. Oops. I'm starting to ramble so I'll get back on subject.
Now I know calling any Megatron gay is a serious accusation so of course I'm not about to say this without sufficient proof so here it is:
1: He was purple. Okay, I know a few Megatrons were purple but still, not many straight men wear that much purple unless they are pimps. Of course, one might also argue that he was a pimp that marketed towards gay men. He did have his own fancy ship after all. And he punished severely any of his "subordinates" (if that is what the truely are and not male prostitutes) that upset him or even corrected him.
2: It's the way he said, "Yeeeessss." It's almost just like a flamer would say, "Haaayyy." I can't think of a good arguement against this but feel free to give me one.
3: When he was a T-rex, he almost ALWAYS did the hand thing. You know the one I'm talking about and if you don't, I'll let Sasuke demonstrate:  Thank you Sasuke, now run along and go brush your hair, okay? I'm pretty sure Sasuke's gay too. Seriously, what straight man has hair that nice?
4. Inferno called him, "My Queen." Okay, we can argue that the ant was insane, but even so, it wouldn't be the first time an insane person was able to provide important clues to the true nature of someone or something. We can also argue that Megatron didn't like it when he was referred to as "Queen" and once even beat him when Inferno called him that. However, I can say that Megatron didn't want his secret to get out. I mean, what man who truely wants to be taken seriously would? This world still doesn't look too kindly at those who are gay.
5. He didn't flirt with Black Arachnia. I mean for a bot, Black Arachnia was, do I dare say it, yes I do, Hot. One might point out that Megatron didn't trust Black Arachnia and that Black Arachnia did betray him but none of the Preds really trusted each other either yet all the others still flirted with her.
6. Megatron did take care of his appearence. In one episode, he is shown in a bathtub with a rubber ducky. What straight man has a rubber ducky in his bath tub! One might say it was comic relief for a kids show, but I say it's just more proof.
There. That is my proof. Once again, I'm sure I'm not the first one to think of this, but I did come up with it on my own.
Oh, one more thing, I came up with this on my own so I better not find this anywhere else on the internet!
 Mioko07 · Sat Dec 08, 2007 @ 02:22am · 0 Comments |
