So, the next time you want to get out of a date, and you never want to see the person again. Do this, in this order:
Saran wrap their toilet seat.
Put laxative in their drink.
As they're running to the bathroom shoot them in the buttox with an arrow.
Saran wrap & toilet paper their car.
Run like hell!
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