It would be so easy to turn Ukyou and his boss into a bizarre comedy duo. Constant innuendo-laden phrases back-and-forth to each other every day. Here's a few examples from today alone:
"BOSS: Grab my pointy. Just be gentle."
--Ukyou had to break down some cardboard boxes. A "pointy" is the name Ukyou gave to some crazy razor-device we constantly lose. Ukyou needed a pointy. xd
"UKYOU: It will fit!"
"BOSS: My partner says the same thing."
--While stacking some troublesome dog food bags that didn't want to fit on the shelf.
"UKYOU: Can I go grab a salty meat-tube?"
--Ukyou wanted a hot dog. xp
"UKYOU: I'm hungry."
"BOSS: Here, shove my salty meat in your mouth."
--See above. The term caught on. ^_^
"BOSS: You abused my pointy."
"UKYOU: Hey, it was funny-looking before I got anywhere near it."
--What? It's true.
And, some other randomness: a female customer came up to Ukyou shortly before closing, yelled "BALLS!", and ran off. Who runs up to a pet store employee and yells "BALLS!"?
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