i cant spell it but those orchestra people. xp
my grandma is trying once again to get me hooked up with the wierdo trumpet playing kid.this is from me. you know he must be wierd. he laughs like tcha tcha tcha and "doesn't believe in ice." mention ice, and he laughs like its a hilarious secret. i cant even go into him. its beyond the point where i can look and say, well at least hes nice, right? no. hes SO messed up.
my grandmas making me go to a picnic on the 9th with her and the wierdo and she goes, "now wear something nice." chuckle chuckle. "well you need to dress nice for him and keep your eye on him! hes a nice boy, very smart and sweet, and hes blahg blah blah." i was just mortified and not listening after that and trying to to laugh from humiliation. i dont want a boyfriend gramma! leave me alone! besides, what if i was a lesbian, huh? or a furry!? or bi?? well im nothing. im not attracted to anyone/thing, havent been since kindergarden. except a crush on shadow. >.> <.< you never heard anything. i want nothng to do with a boyfriend! im not at all like a girl in personality either sorta.
turns out she did that to my dad. she called up my moms parents and said they should go on a date. my dad was planning on asking her out, but my grandma embarrassed him to much to do it after she said that. that scary part: they're both married. O_O GAHHHH!
im available to anyone who wants to ask me out now as long as your name isnt shannon! ;D oh god, im ready to hire someone to be my fake boyfriend. with pay of course! hes that bad. if you know me, you know im wierd and i fight for wierd people to get same and equal treatment because there as much human as anyone else. = im at a loss with this kid. whats worse is that i cant bring a friend with me!
"oh, hes #1 in his school with grades..." oh well. guess im just not worthy. *twiddles thumbs innocently* he actually was going to preform at symphony orchestra, but his grandma died so he couldnt. oh well. i dont care about what you can do, i care about who you are. im also scared because what if he has the crazy idea i have a crush on him because im going to and my grandmas trying to get us hooked up! because im starting to get the crepyidea that he might have one on me because my dad had one on my mom, maybe she knew and tried to gt them hooked up. what if he has one on me?! noooo! gonk but i think its mostly through grandma's love of being a match maker that im getting stuck with him. and im her only granddaughter. oh dear. i hope she doesnt get the immpression for whatever reason im boycrazy. her only daughter was a real girly girl. gah.
thats it. im getting a sex change when im older. -_-
oh yeah, we refer to him as the meistro at home, hence the title. hes a professional trumpet player. and hes a year older than me and driving. please, let no evil come out of that! *prays* and hes religious. joy.
-sagax- · Fri Jun 01, 2007 @ 10:34pm · 4 Comments |