Dorky Quotes

[luv fish]

"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving." - Dwight, The Office


That's one of my favorite quotes... ever.  

[trey-rawr]

"Some people Ask Why Corn? I ask Why not?"  

[puffoon]

Okay, I have three:

"A good boss gruntles the disgruntled." -Micheal Scott, the Office

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactiga." -Jim Halpert, the Office

"Scientists have found a giant weasel orbiting Jupiter" -Dave Barry

 

[puffoon]

Oh, I have another:

"Not only am I intelligent, I am also very smart!" -Count Olaf, Series of Unfortunate Events

 

[Kuka]

Good quotes you guys! =D

"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."  

[FullMoonForest_42]

"I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot."  

[I_RawrZ_Chu_LotZ]

Ish chur daddeh a baker???
cuz he sure made some fine bunz!! xD

If someone said that to meh I would slap them! xD  

[Tafflilly]

Kuka

Good quotes you guys! =D

"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."

omg!!!!! I am so using that quote on my profile!!!!! XD rofl whee lol  

[Kuka]

lol it's a cute quote. 4laugh  

[HazyKoala]

"Gimme back that filet o' fish!"  

[Shakespeares_Sister]

I came here to chew bubble gum, and kick some a**, and I'm all out of bubble gum.  

[HazyKoala]

I have returned with more.
"you can't seduce a water bottle"
"Eat more green m&ms- They make you horny"
"SHMEXY FAIL"  

[HazyKoala]

Moo Doom1

Okay, I have three:

"A good boss gruntles the disgruntled." -Micheal Scott, the Office

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactiga." -Jim Halpert, the Office

"Scientists have found a giant weasel orbiting Jupiter" -Dave Barry

Hey! fan of The Office!!!! The Office FTW  

[MasterpieceTheater]

" Life without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentencewithoutspaces."

"If I had a choice between not being able to love you anymore or breathing, I'd use my last breath to say I love you."

 

[Kim Mingyu]

I got two!
1) You may think your smart, but you have met Mr.Smarter!
2) Flush me down, cause im the ish xD
*my dad always would tell me this*