corrupt a wish

[mamejen]

granted! buuut theres a major glitch that makes your whole head dissapear.

i wish i could turn invisible and walk through things!  

[karrie_webb]

Granted, but you are stuck being invisible forever.

I wish...for a serial rapist to rape me! (Try and corrupt that one suckers! It is ALREADY corrupted!)  

[Mewpher]

granted and you get pregnant

i wish i could fly  

[mamejen]

granted. you fly so high you can't breathe.

i wish i had a dog  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted, but it will soil the ground with urine and fecies.


I wish I owned an 180SX.  

[karrie_webb]

Granted, but it is actually a bomb, so it explodes...MUAHAHAHAHA!! XD

I wish for...less hair! (And I do not mind being bald razz It would be different!)  

[Mewpher]

granted you have less hair but everybody thinks you are a guy

i wish a chopper  

[Roland_Jamison]

Poof. You have one of those crazy food chopper things

I wish Gaia was the real world  

[mamejen]

(dang! me too! *wishes she could live with gwees and watermeats*)
granted! you get attacked by a few grunnies and turn into a zombie!

i wish i could die (not really...oh and try to corrupt that rofl )  

[Roland_Jamison]

(sweet I'm a zombie!) OK, *Poof* you're dead, but you become a ghost and are forced to walk the earth for eternity.

I wish I had one of the new collectables.  

[Mewpher]

granted but your account get hacked

i wish i have a bike  

[mamejen]

granted! you fall off and brake your neck!

i wish i could have my dream avi...  

[Mewpher]

granted but your account get hacked

i wishi could read the mind  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted, but you learn to find out that all your friends have hated you this whole time.



I wish I could be featured in a fighting game.  

[Different...Very.]

Granted, the games is called, "Defeat the Noobs" and you're the easiest one.
Pwn'd.
I wish I could make the perfect chocolate chip cookies by just pushing a button on my oven, no ingredients necessary.