Three Word Story II!!

[MrsFail]

It began with a golden apple that fell from over the rainbow. Skittles were inside that granted wishes to the three little pigs that lost their honey buns. Then suddenly, WHOOSH the skittles soared out of the hands of a transexual prostitute from outer New Japan and caught fire when the dragon pooped on them.

They started screaming and they ran into the first bar they saw. They ordered a stoic androgenous bartender and ran towards evil tetris pieces! This was a situation of utmost emergency for Tetris [pieces, afraid of] for she discovered that they were none other then M&Ms in disguise!

With alacrity they brandished their weapons and poked the hard shell in
little peices. Finally, a homosexual cow shimmied up to graze on the

 

[lawrence620]

OmgSheRawrz

It began with a golden apple that fell from over the rainbow. Skittles were inside that granted wishes to the three little pigs that lost their honey buns. Then suddenly, WHOOSH the skittles soared out of the hands of a transexual prostitute from outer New Japan and caught fire when the dragon pooped on them.

They started screaming and they ran into the first bar they saw. They ordered a stoic androgenous bartender and ran towards evil tetris pieces! This was a situation of utmost emergency for Tetris [pieces, afraid of] for she discovered that they were none other then M&Ms in disguise!

With alacrity they brandished their weapons and poked the hard shell in
little peices. Finally, a homosexual cow shimmied up to graze on the

heavenly cookies of~  

[Shan Garadex]

It began with a golden apple that fell from over the rainbow. Skittles were inside that granted wishes to the three little pigs that lost their honey buns. Then suddenly, WHOOSH the skittles soared out of the hands of a transexual prostitute from outer New Japan and caught fire when the dragon pooped on them.

They started screaming and they ran into the first bar they saw. They ordered a stoic androgenous bartender and ran towards evil tetris pieces! This was a situation of utmost emergency for Tetris [pieces, afraid of] for she discovered that they were none other then M&Ms in disguise!

With alacrity they brandished their weapons and poked the hard shell in
little peices. Finally, a homosexual cow shimmied up to graze on the heavenly cookies of the alien invaders.  

[WOOFIE01]

It began with a golden apple that fell from over the rainbow. Skittles were inside that granted wishes to the three little pigs that lost their honey buns. Then suddenly, WHOOSH the skittles soared out of the hands of a transexual prostitute from outer New Japan and caught fire when the dragon pooped on them.

They started screaming and they ran into the first bar they saw. They ordered a stoic androgenous bartender and ran towards evil tetris pieces! This was a situation of utmost emergency for Tetris [pieces, afraid of] for she discovered that they were none other then M&Ms in disguise!

With alacrity they brandished their weapons and poked the hard shell in
little peices. Finally, a homosexual cow shimmied up to graze on the heavenly cookies of the alien invaders. They were very  

[trueprfashn]

It began with a golden apple that fell from over the rainbow. Skittles were inside that granted wishes to the three little pigs that lost their honey buns. Then suddenly, WHOOSH the skittles soared out of the hands of a transexual prostitute from outer New Japan and caught fire when the dragon pooped on them.

They started screaming and they ran into the first bar they saw. They ordered a stoic androgenous bartender and ran towards evil tetris pieces! This was a situation of utmost emergency for Tetris [pieces, afraid of] for she discovered that they were none other then M&Ms in disguise!

With alacrity they brandished their weapons and poked the hard shell in
little peices. Finally, a homosexual cow shimmied up to graze on the heavenly cookies of the alien invaders. They were very big and weird and full of  

[faduu]

It began with a golden apple that fell from over the rainbow. Skittles were inside that granted wishes to the three little pigs that lost their honey buns. Then suddenly, WHOOSH the skittles soared out of the hands of a transexual prostitute from outer New Japan and caught fire when the dragon pooped on them.

They started screaming and they ran into the first bar they saw. They ordered a stoic androgenous bartender and ran towards evil tetris pieces! This was a situation of utmost emergency for Tetris [pieces, afraid of] for she discovered that they were none other then M&Ms in disguise!

With alacrity they brandished their weapons and poked the hard shell in
little peices. Finally, a homosexual cow shimmied up to graze on the heavenly cookies of the alien invaders. They were very big and weird and full of watermelon juice but  

[rabbits4life]

It began with a golden apple that fell from over the rainbow. Skittles were inside that granted wishes to the three little pigs that lost their honey buns. Then suddenly, WHOOSH the skittles soared out of the hands of a transexual prostitute from outer New Japan and caught fire when the dragon pooped on them.

They started screaming and they ran into the first bar they saw. They ordered a stoic androgenous bartender and ran towards evil tetris pieces! This was a situation of utmost emergency for Tetris [pieces, afraid of] for she discovered that they were none other then M&Ms in disguise!

With alacrity they brandished their weapons and poked the hard shell in
little peices. Finally, a homosexual cow shimmied up to graze on the heavenly cookies of the alien invaders. They were very big and weird and full of watermelon juice but they tasted like  

[bebibebi]

rabbits4life

It began with a golden apple that fell from over the rainbow. Skittles were inside that granted wishes to the three little pigs that lost their honey buns. Then suddenly, WHOOSH the skittles soared out of the hands of a transexual prostitute from outer New Japan and caught fire when the dragon pooped on them.

They started screaming and they ran into the first bar they saw. They ordered a stoic androgenous bartender and ran towards evil tetris pieces! This was a situation of utmost emergency for Tetris [pieces, afraid of] for she discovered that they were none other then M&Ms in disguise!

With alacrity they brandished their weapons and poked the hard shell in
little peices. Finally, a homosexual cow shimmied up to graze on the heavenly cookies of the alien invaders. They were very big and weird and full of watermelon juice but they tasted like

the insides of