Telemarketers

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(Telemarketer calls to sell your grandma's undies)

WHAT! PERV!!

(Telemarketer call to sell Domo-kun. domokun )  

[background tanks]

(Telemarketer calls to sell Domo-kun domokun )

I already own the god of all domos, he can make MANY more domo-kuns then you'll ever have!

(Telemarketer calls to sell a baby)  

[Scarlett Syn]

(Telemarketer calls to sell a baby)

Oh goody! I've run out of live chickens to feed my crocodile. How much for a dozen?

(Telemarketer calls to sell llama jerky)  

[Parisian Loafer]

(telemarketer calls to sell llama jerky)

Wait. Are you selling llama jerky or a jerky llama? ~pause~ Yes, it is important.


(telemarketer calls selling AK-47)  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

(telemarketer calls selling AK-47)
I'm sorry I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. Plus, even if I wanted a gun I'd shoot you.

((telemarketer calls selling poop and spit (LMAO I SPAT ON MY SCREEN))  

[Scarlett Syn]

Eww. But all right.
(telemarketer calls selling poop and spit)

Really? How fresh is it? Does it come in resealable bags? I hope it's hypoallergenic..... does it come in different flavors?


(telemarketer sells a disembodied beer-belly)  

[hybridblake]

(telemarketer sells a disembodied beer-belly)
Im sorry but me and my wife already have embodied ones, oh and not to mention our dog, But i suppose spike our fish doesnt have one yet... n thank you i think we have enough

(Telemarketers call to sell abraham licoln ) Sp?  

[Scarlett Syn]

(Telemarketers call to sell abraham lincoln )

A dead president? Sure, send him over! Need a replacement for the faulty one that lives in the White House anyway.

(Telemarketer sells soap bubbles)  

[Princess of Ember]

(Telemarketer sells soap bubbles)

Sorry, that's a choking hazard...

(telemarketers calls to sell nails)  

[hybridblake]

(Telmarketers call to sell nails)
Im sorry sir i already have 20
Telemarketers cal to sell the state of seattle  

[Milk the Strange]

(Telemarketer calls to sell the state of seattle)

Seattle isn't a state. stare Darn salesmen who don't know geography...

(Telemarketer calls to sell chicken flavored soap)  

[Jackalope2]

(Telemarketer calls to sell chicken flavored soap)
Ahhh, I was wondering why my dogs were eating the stuff...

(Telemarketer calls to sell a dishwasher-safe toilet seat)  

[sweetasabunny]

(telemarketer selling dishwasher-safe toilet seat)
Ohh, thanks, I always wanted poo covering the inside of my dishwasher.
(telemarketer seslling smiles mrgreen )  

[-R-e-l-i-e-n-t-K-a-t-i-]

(telemarketer seslling smiles mrgreen )
"Smile you say? I will buy one, no not two. I SAID ONE!!!!!! dang salespeople, always going deaf!"

((telemarker selling chewed up papperclips))  

[Biotechnologic]

Tlemarketer selling chewed up paperclips:

"I don't want no chewed up paperclips, but zombie to eat you alive, that totaly different."


*calls* to sell you, your very own Zombie.*