You Divorce Me WHY??

[Platinum Lyon]

Well you two were in love, told each other everything, but then your trust was broken. But hey, at least you get half their stuff! So why'd you divorce the avatar above you?  

[Camwen]

Our puppies just didn't get along and we weren't about to give them up.  

[Platinum Lyon]

I found out she was draining the gold from my Gaia account!  

[Nochdguir]

her outfit clashes with my color blindness  

[Platinum Lyon]

I don't smoke  

[ErinsChaos]

liar...  

[Platinum Lyon]

My avi doens't have a smoke  

[Nochdguir]

*waves a pack of menthols up in the air* "hey look what the dust bunnies found in lyons pocket"  

[Platinum Lyon]

I divorce him becuase his dust bunnies kept molesting me  

[ErinsChaos]

I divorced her because she isn't pure.. she likes those icky dust bunnies...  

[Sinning Fluff]

I divorce her because her house is messy.  

[Rogue Angel Kiara]

I divorced him because his ego rampaged Tokyo.  

[Sinning Fluff]

I divorced her because she's not evil enough. XD  

[Rogue Angel Kiara]

I divorced him because his vampire bite was defective.  

[Sinning Fluff]

I divorced her cause she can't tell the difference between bites and nibbles.