CCC- "Christmas Carol Charity"

[A Skepty]

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve...  

[Zphal]

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,  

[A Skepty]

But as for me and grandpa, we believe!  

[Zphal]

Now the goose is on the table  

[A Skepty]

And the pudding made of... pig?  

[Zphal]

And a blue and silver candle,

Yeah, that sounds really disgusting...  

[A Skepty]

That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.  

[Zphal]

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.  

[A Skepty]

"Better watch out for yourselves!"  

[Zphal]

They should never give a license,  

[A Skepty]

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!  

[Zphal]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,  

[A Skepty]

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve...  

[Zphal]

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,  

[A Skepty]

But as for me and Grandpa... we believe!