Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Juliette Lee]

Unfortunatly, it had terrible side effects, that were long lasting and just as embarassing, so the people and monkeys both pointed and laughed.  

[locke317]

Fortunately, she has a very high self-esteem  

[Aestuosa]

Unfortunately even the highest self esteem can be broken under enough pressure  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Fortunately, not enough pressure will build up as attention is diverted to an oncoming stamped of pink elephants.  

[crazydude444292]

Unfortunately, they were fed all sorts of food that makes them smell nasty!  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Fortunately, they all decided to stop and eat a pile of breath mints.  

[Doreyn]

Unfortunately, the breath mints turned out to have little bugs in them, so it would appear that we have pink elephants with bugs crawling in their mouths, walking around on all us Gaians. Fun, huh?  

[Jizzy42]

unfortunetly the person is a arse  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately there was toilet paper nearby and someone was able to wipe 'em.  

[Fluffy_socks]

unfortunately nobody had a trash can.  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately the toilet paper was organic and they were able to bury it.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Unfortunately, it was winter and the ground was frozen solid.  

[Aestuosa]

Fortunately someone had some Catterpiller excavation machinery:

 

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Unfortunately, no one present knows how to use it.  

[Mystic Flame]

fortunatly it explodes leaving a big hole in the ground ((or is that unfortunatly?))