Vending machine

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get warm.

*inserts dress shirts*  

[Boris_Badenov]

You get a suit or Armor.

*Inserts shoes*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get tap dancers.

*inserts torture devices*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get a severed finger.
*inserts severed demon head*  

[Boris_Badenov]

You get Medusa's head

*Inserts boss*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get your pay docked two hours.

*inserts torture victims*  

[Boris_Badenov]

You get screams and blood

*Inserts toy car*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get Eternal

*inserts Boris*  

[Boris_Badenov]

You get Natasha.

*Inserts barbie doll*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

You get a low-fat slimming beverage

*inserts bloody knife*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get bloody spoons.

*inserts torture chair*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get a skeleton with the added bonus of one decaying finger!

*inserts check*  

[Ember Terran]

You get rejected

*Inserts wanted poster*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get a cowboy hat.

*inserts bank*  

[dream angel 176]

you get Skilets Awake and Alive album.
inserts soul eater sesion 1 DVD