DMT: tacitus vs. horekoshu

[Tacitus]

Ploop! The damned thing seemed to split again! Even if the shockwave wasn't all horizontalish, the top half of the top half would go up, like hella up, so the wave couldn't touch it. Beyond that, you can't make chaos solid, silly! He's too chatoic for teh frequencies to affect him, durh! His bio says so. 3nodding The chanting bit? Pfft, he don't even need a mouth to do that, even so, the bottom half kept chanting out its a**, and Horekoshu seemed to have attacked the top half.

What was now the middle kinda popped backwards a bit, a long stream darting out to dig into the ground and stop the whole going backwards thing. As for the p***s cannon, WTF happened to the stream of golden fun juice? Horekoshu didn't really say, OMG!?!?!!1121!!! Maybe it just kinda pulled back to attack him from another side, who knows? As for the p***s cannon, it rolled about, not much about it to really be stunned.

And OMG! Did the lower half start raping Horekoshu's foot?! OMG! It was trying, yes! The top was trying to land on his head and molest his brain somehow while the middle kept sending big long tentacles of hentai pwn at him, "SCHOOLGIRL TENTACLE RAPE!!!"  

[Ebil Mecha Pup]

Without notice, the boom box died, its huge speakers suddenly turned into LCD displays. all they displayed now was a pair of huge Xs. How peculiar. With the death of the boom box, the anchovy and toothpaste stands stopped rolling off the conveyor belt, and slowly started metling.


"For yooooouuuuuuu!'

A random catgirl had climbed up on the barriers and was now posturing atop them in all her retarded emo glory. She promptly slit her outstretched wrists as she screamed in adoration for Oelden.

Someone threw a chair at her as she stood there, bleeding to death but still atop the barrier. She fell and her head 'asplode.

Wtf?  

[DJ Notashi]

(Speed Hack Post. But, it has a good cause.^___^)

Horekoshu began to druel, as his eyes seemed nearly closed shut. He ignored the thing coming at him, and easily dodged it by just walking into the doors of McDonalds. What would happen of his sword? He would take it with him, dragging across the nice tiled floor leaving one giant scratch. As he got to the counter, it would seem as if the chibi just kind'of hit the ground, or door. Maybe both. Horekoshu looked at the menu, then down to the person taking his order which seemed to be a clown? Name tag said Donald, so Horekoshu would call him d**k. Why? He hated clowns. Before d**k could even ask what Horekoshu wanted, he would answer hastly, as he was on the go. "I want 20 McDanks! (Cheese burgers) 6 Large Mello yello's. 10 large Fry! n'...hmmm..." Horekoshu looked outside to the chibi(s) and back to d**k. "And yes, d**k, I want about 80 more cheese burgers." Expecting that to be the remaining number of the army of chibis. "...N' about 20 Large Cokes..."

"Would that be all?" d**k asked Horekoshu.

"Yes"

"Your total is 256.75 dollo's please..." Said d**k.

"You ain't gangsta you mada ******** clown!" Horekoshu said as he shot the things in the chest. "P's, I'm out!" Horekoshu would exit through the doors he came in from.

d**k would end his life with these words..."Born as a clown....Die as a..." But wouldn't finish as the chaos element just took it away like a snap of fingers...crazy, huh?

Horekoshu went outside, handing a tray of stacks n' stacks of the chibi's food to the chibi whom missed...While he began on his food.^____________^  

[Tacitus]

Oelden kinda plopped to the ground as the goldren stream of doom flowed about him, "Don't forget my ketchup! Catsup! CAT SOUP!" He still wanted some of that damn cat soup. Damned b*****d would likely forget it too.

When he came back without his cat soup he was angered, "Theres no cat soup! DIE BEECH!" The p***s cannon dipped down and the tip swallowed up the devil food of non-cat-soup before moving to slap Horekoshu, the b***h. The meat needed meat!

The a** continued chanting as the whole began trying to rape him again. He really wanted that damned cat soup.  

[DJ Notashi]

Horekoshu took a bite of his cheese burger. He then reached into his pocket, and pullet out 100 packets of Cat Soup!!!!!!! Of coarse, it was only because he was like some kinda ninja, you see on a show. He would begin to dip his frys in the cat soup, while using his other hand (right hand) to swing his sword like a fan, with the un sharp part directed at his opponent. This would create a bigger wave, much harder to dodge, and would finally blow the lunatic thing away...As for the cannon slapp'n Horekoshu... It was sick...Especially that now, he had a big white spot on the side of his face...Why? He didn't even figure dat' sheet out yet! Of coarse, Horekoshu would punch the thing in the "balls" Which it seemed to have. It would have to do most definatly severe damage. Why? Cause Horekoshu thinks his oponent is a man...Or women unless both...Possible...o.o  

[Tacitus]

Oelden's eyes go wide like OMG! as he pulls out the Cat Soup, entranced by the godliness of the soup de la cat. As the big shockwave came at him he put down a big foot, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS GAS!!!" He'd slide back and be all heroic about it as if holding back oblivion, and then the golden fun juce would attack! Leaping up and over the shockwave it'd come down to fall on Horekoshu, getting all up in his food and soaking it through.

The p***s cannon seemed to be chanting now, but as Horekoshu punched it in the balls the balls seemed to shift and OMG! SHEMALE! Or...somethiing 0.0 The author forgot the exact term and wrote down what was closest! The shemale p***s cannon would begin sucking up Horekoshu's hand like a b***h in heat. All the while he'd proclaim, "GET FISTED!" Cause we both know Fistful of Games was a great store and had a great slogan before it was closed.  

[Ebil Mecha Pup]

Someone threw a chair.

Like...crazy sheet.  

[DJ Notashi]

Horekoshu squinted at all the things intruding him. The crazy juce thing or whateva dipp'n itself in his cat soup, n' the crazy p***s cannon try'n to suck up his hand n' all...He was get'n pissed. He was hungry after all, n' wanted to simply finish his other 18 or 17 cheese burgers with all his frys n' sheet. He would pull his hand away from the suction of the p***s cannon, since it wasn't specified in how much force it had so the author assumed a very minamum amount. Not enough to suck his hand up or anything. And he would then take his sword, and swing it like a helicopter over his head single handedly as too send sprays of waves n' sheet as to back off. This time it would b' all harder to dodge n' sheet, and the chibi thing would be recovering from the last dodge, so chances were that it wouldn't escape n' all that jazz. The waves would also hit the cannon as well...the shemale it was...o.o...

O' n' as for the chair, that was thrown. It would be affected by the chaos element n' appear back right behind the man who threw it. Of coarse, then it would hit him...sad story...  

[Ebil Mecha Pup]

Of course, that would not work. Too standard a response. No, the chair would teleport and hit Jackie Chan, who deflected it with his fist.


Someone threw a paper airplane at the p***s cannon. A name and a number were written on it, in addition to "for a good hermy time, call:".  

[DJ Notashi]

Of coarse it wasn't really Jackie Chan, but his stunt devil, who did the deflection and all of the other work.

(had to add itXD)  

[Tacitus]

The p***s cannon seemed to moan as Horekoshu pulled away, the force indeed being little, but it seemed to stretch after him, not really letting go as he stretched and stretched and stretched. With a particularly long moan all the golden fun juice seemed to turn from golden fun juice to golden GOLD! It wasn't actual gold, but a gold like alloy called electrum. It was like mithral mixed with some other metal the author forgot, but it conducted electrivity reeeeeeally well.

The top section was kinda mixing it up with Horekoshu's head, the bottom section was getting all up in his pants, and the middle section seemed to have put a giant foot down from before. The waves would wash over the middle section and he'd kinda sit there, sliding back bit by bit, mostly rooted in the ground. He was having fun! The chanting continued as some sort of fluid from the shemale p***s thing began to soak into the ground.  

[DJ Notashi]

Horekoshu had then eaten another cheese burger in one bite as the chibi went n' his pants and the p***s thing kept pursuing him. He didn't use his hands but in fact just picked them up with his mouth n' sheet. His other hands were occupied. Like his right wielding the sword, and his left being all annoyed by the p***s thing. After that was done, he ripped major a**. This being so bad actaully desinagrated the chibi in his pants. After this was taken care of, he stopped the rotation of his sword and 160 slashed at the cannon. If it dodged it, the sword would still pulsate a wave in all directions power enough with the acceleration of the swing to throw it away. Any other chibis around him would be effected as well of coarse, being thrown back far enough for Horekoshu to eat another cheese burger and possibably a few frys.  

[Tacitus]

The p***s cannon did indeed dodge as more fluid seeped into the ground, but the link it hand back to Horekoshu's hand seemed to become all rubber-band like. The p***s cannon flew back and then came back for a nice big hug. The one on his Horekoshu's head was holding on for dear life, and if it went flying, it'd take scalp and hair and a bunch of sheeit with him. The middle one was just kind sitting there just the same, braced against the 'storm.' Despite this, once the wave passed he began inching forward.

The wierdest damn thing, however, would be that Oelden seemed totally oblivious to the fact the lower half was gone. Horekoshu's clothes and food, well, some of it, was kinda soaked with solid metal, so it didn't seem like he'd be going anywhere. No way to escape the hugs of utter doom anyhow. All that chanting just kept going.  

[DJ Notashi]

Well, Horekoshu just sorta glarred at the cannon, pulling a fast one by kind of punch'n it over and over. Beating the ******** out of it. So much beat'n, that there would most likely be a lawsuit afterwards. As for the one on Horekoshu's head, he had a hat on. So the hat just kind of slipped off taking the chibi with it not taking any of his scalp, nor hair. It was his old catscratch hat anyway, which he now replaced by out of no where put on his pimp'n hat. And for the reason or whateva, that the food was metal, Horekoshu would just kind of chip it up with his foot secretly so the metal food would hit da chibi in the face pretty hard. Hard enough in deed.  

[Tacitus]

The one on the top slipped away with a, "OH ********!!!" as he spun off and splatted on the ground elsewhere. The hat, however, turned into a big ******** cat! It disliked the pimphat. It wanted to eat the pimp hat. It deserved his head, not the pimp hat. Pimp hat bad. Kitty good. Oelden could only say one thing, "That p***y wants your head in it!" Cause hell, sex jokes are fun.

Each punch against the p***s cannon would find that none would follow it, getting stuck after the first. Any successive punches were just kinda stretching him out and sheeit. Each one would have more and more creep along his arm and latch onto him once again. This time he was going to hold on and make sure he couldn't be thrown. Though, by the time the puneces were done he'd be rather gooed all the way around the one side. The really cool part was what came next. The ground under him shot up with scalding steam at temperatures high enough to give serious burns, but the most fun part was that just beneathe the surface was a bashitload of molten rock.