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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:31 pm
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"No," America explained to the new boy while also sitting up a bit straighter in that way that made her chest stick out more than usual, "we're doing this scientifically. Which means we start with solid sugars," a gesture to the candy. "Then moving on to savory snacks, which are down at the other end of this hall if these maps are right. Then we're hitting up sugary liquids after stashing, because we don't want the soda getting too warm."
Then there was another new boy, so America crossed one leg over the other like she was stretching for gym because that's how sexy ladies posed in her uncle Malby's calendars. "Those gloves look really dangerous but I'll allow it if they mean you'll get stuff out of the broken glass areas."
The Seduction Game was Real.
Fortunately Mimsy kept her on point. "Okay here is a pack of Redvines and a pack of Twizzlers, they're kinda like, civil war candies where brother will fight brother over which is great and which is the worst ever. We're deciding our candy quality tiers," she explained to the newcomers.
"Prudie was really strict, she was sure pretty much everything I did ever was going to get me barefoot and pregnant and living in a trailer of sin, so I got grounded a lot I guess to make sure I didn't get to go out and do any of that while she was alive to see it. I still snuck out though, 'cause I don't care about hell and sin and such."
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:39 pm
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"There is a 'scientific way' to do everything."
A moment passed as she finished eating the gummy worm and uncovered her mouth, allowing her words to more successfully come out.
"There is a 'scientific way' to do everything," she tried again. "The scientific method can generally be applied to any facet of existence. America is very capable. The plan that she has devised is optimal."
Mimsy still didn't feel comfortable in the presence of these two strangers, but she straightened up with pride when she spoke of her friend. It wasn't comparable to America's awe inspiring skills at posing like a model, but it was something.
"I am fond of the candy worm. I like the way that it feels." A Redvine now in one hand, Twizzler in the other, and the information of civil wars at the forefront of her mind, she made no move to eat either one. This was serious. What would become of her if candy divided them?! With what she thought was a casual glance in America's direction (but absolutely wasn't), she asked what had to be asked.
"Is your assessment that Redvines are great and Twizzlers are the worst ever, or that Twizzlers are great and Redvines are the worst ever?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:26 am
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"Damn right," America replied. She was being scientific as ******** right now, you're welcome. Maybe the boy was doubtful because they didn't have coats and goggles, so she made a mental note to see about looting that hospital place with Mimsy later.
"Okay claw guy, I don't know what those are but they sound like something outta Willy Wonka, so like..." She very generously offered him a box of Gobstoppers.
"I'm a girl of context, Mimsy. Twizzlers are basically candy jerky. Sometimes you need stuff like that so keep you from getting bored. Red Vines are softer and sweeter, plus you can use them like a straw. I think they're probably best for little kids," hair toss, "but I'm not mad about them."
During this time it should be mentioned that she'd been discretely filling her looting bag with Reeses Cups.
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Miliardo Kason rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-20)
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:06 pm
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Just as she began to take a bite of the Twizzler in her hand, Lawrence questioned her adherence to the rules. Mimsy had been so caught up in everything to do with America that she must have stopped worrying what her father would say when she reported back to him.
"I...I am not breaking rules," she tried to insist, falling short of sounding convincing in the slightest. Her cheeks flushed with color. "My mother's rules are distinctly different from my daddy's rules, and only she is here. I am still following rules. I am following rules by the method of technicality."
The scales had begun to tip in a very strange new way for her.
Following her new coping mechanism of just completely ignoring the things she didn't want to think about, she returned to the important science experiment, taking a small bite of the Twizzler - which she chewed twice, made a panicked face as she realized there was no option to just spit it out, and forced it down just like the Dot.
"Abhorrent," she rasped. "It feels as if I am consuming beeswax...a candle, perhaps."
The bite of Redvine was met with a better response, but the gummy worm was clearly still in the lead. The thumbs-up that she gave to America as she chewed on it was a much more positive thumbs-up than the one before, and she looked pretty content - until she noticed how many new strangers were here.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:19 pm
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America, at this moment, had a decision to make. She could either take this opportunity to become the leader of her own gang of teenagers and lead them to greatness and also candy machines, or she could have a lot more of the candy for herself and Mimsy. While the others talked, the redhead started in on the snickers, skittles, starbursts, shoveling them less than carefully into the bag now.
"Oh man, Mimsy. A candle? That sounds like you're having a bad reaction. Let me take your pulse..."
Grabbing up Mimsy's hand, she started pulling the other girl up with one hand and hefting the loot bag over her shoulder with the other. "Oh dang, yeah. Let's get you to the nurse's station, I think I saw one over...somewhere."
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:49 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:38 pm
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