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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:37 pm
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"Look we're in the middle of a terrible teenage apocalypse, who cares about frozen pizza," Mark was just all offended now, and was working his way down on his list of things that offended him most to least in one sentence. "Please tell me you know what LARPing is because that is an art which I do. And you actually, but like, your weird gold thong male Leia character was really weirding me out. And also, not a mech suit, a superhero suit."
Having finished his tally of defenses for all the offenses Dwight could offer, Mark sighed, sat down, and opened one of the cans of Dr Peppers, taking a deep long gulp. "Okay, great, so that was probably Clarice-bot, but did you see who started the countdown?" He took another sip. "They probably were trying to steal my computers and were like, using you as a decoy, they knew and now we have to change an entire meta ending because of them."
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:51 pm
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With a deep sigh, Mark stood up, Dr Pepper still in one hand, and tilted the barricade so Dwight could get through, following him afterwards. "Would you even believe me if I told you I rescued you like twice." (Actually he hadn't). "I'm beginning to think you're doing this to like, super spite me. Is this because of the Caroline Lucky thing because I told you we could have a sexy foursome if you wanted to. Not you now I mean, like you when you're actually legal."
And he continued to ramble as he followed Dwight. "And I already explained it, it's time travel but more like Looper style. Or like that Buffy episode, Tabula Rasa." He stopped for a second and grabbed Dwight's shirt. "Cafeteria's that way, by the way."
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:07 pm
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"No homo," Mark said immediately, without even batting an eye. "And no you're more like, I dunno, Xander." He paused and then remembered that Xander was with Anya. "No wait more like Dawn." That wasn't right either, he needed to find someone who clearly had nothing to do with sex. "You're Giles,, I'm like Spike okay. But I'm not evil and stuff. And you're less smart and British."
With that set in place, it was now easier to put the other two together. "Yeah, and the messy guy, Lucky, that's uh, that's Xander. And Caroline is Anya. But they're not really dating because they got a Luke Kylo Ren situation if you know what I mean."
Thankfully the cafeteria was by no means far, and Mark sighed before pressing something on his phone as all the lights in the cafeteria finally flickered on.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:35 pm
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"Probably Rep," Mark replied glumly with the full understanding that there existed an entire universe of Spike Angel slash. "And no, but no. I'll have you know I have crazy health sexy sex with a lot of sexy women twice your age."
Dwight didn't have to know Mark just turned down one about a few hours ago.
"Oh they removed the extended universe," the acting Death lead filled in conversationally, frowning as he watched the frozen pizza turn into a not frozen pizza, "And thankfully, the first three movies, god those were terrible. Rogue one wasn't bad though, pays homage to the originals."
And because he was one of maybe three people on the island with actual internet, he flipped through his phone while Dwight was cooking the fine art of pizza. "Here's a pic of Kylo Ren by the way."
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:43 pm
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Mark immediately scooted over to check his phone, inspecting every side of it for damage, and exhaled in relief when the screen wasn't cracked at all. He held the phone away from Dwight, because it was really all he had now to respond to RP tags while mobile.
"Yeah well, you tell Disney that. Believe me, I cried for like, two whole weeks. Can you imagine just like, years, decades of history gone, Disney should totally like, hire me to do their writing because I'd at least like quadruple their budget. At least."
As he said this he was browsing through one of the fridges. "Oh hey, they still have that weird soup stuff from last week. You want some?"
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