[BATT/PRP] O Come All Ye Hateful (Forera x Buffel)

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o scream, choirs of shopgoers,
scream in fear
part of Jingle Hell 2016

 

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Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack
This toy is a vegetable that comes with small plastic facial features. Stick them on it, then eat it. It's like you killed a troll.
1 medium present / Lose 3 hp

Forera was ready for some 12th Perigees thrashing. She'd heard of how chaotic it'd get, but never really experienced it first hand. Just standing in front of the store was a bit of a thrill, even in a shop this chill. Forera was hype. First on her list to grab was one of those cute play vegetables, hella yes.

HP: 40 - 3 = 37

tenaciousgaddabout

 

[tenaciousgadabout]

Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack
You have yourself a small nesting doll. It looks exactly like a root vegetable. Inside is a smaller root vegetable, and so on and so forth.
1 small present / Lose 2 hp

Buffel and The Spirit had expected Helega's to be a less dense crowd then other stores. That may have been the case, but it still was filled to the brim! As they strode through the crowd, Buffel sitting atop his lusus, the crowd suddenly converged on the display next to them. A well-hidden item had been revealed, nestled under some gifts. toys spilled over to the side as the vicious mob thrashed around it. Not expecting it, Buffel was knocked galley west off of The Spirit and into the unforgiving sea of shoppers.

HP: 40 - 2 = 38

 

[tenaciousgadabout]

THIS WAS A MISTAKE, I AM THE TIRED  

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Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack
This toy is a vegetable that comes with small plastic facial features. Stick them on it, then eat it. It's like you killed a troll.
1 medium present / Lose 3 hp

Forera watched the poor soul get thrown into the fray with a mere smirk on her face. Poor sucker. He should be thankful she was around, she felt generous enough to help him with her strength. Forera body slammed a few shop goers, slamming into the fray with a loud maniacal laugh and a wide grin. She reached in, grabbed-- Hey, it was the same thing she just got! Tucking it under her arm, she grabbed again-- Aha! "Heya kid!" Her face changed, realizing who it was. "Hey I know ya! Yer-- Uh. Huffel? Puffel? ...BUFFEL! Yea yea, don'tcha remember me? It's lil ol Perore!" Forera cackled, tapping her goggles lightly. "Yer gonna get runover here. Y'better stick with me tonight!" She gave him a confident grin, placing him on her shoulders with little to no conformation.

HP: 37 - 3 = 34

tenaciousgaddabout

 

[tenaciousgadabout]

Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack
You buy a pair of slippers that are designed to look like tubers. These better not show up in alt art.
1 medium present / Lose 1 hp

Buffel was tossed left and right by the crowd of taller, older trolls. He remained in this bouncing until he was hoisted up by his sarape. As he was raised above the crowd, his savior came into view. Perore!
”Well hey there, Miss Perore!”
She plopped him safely onto her shoulders and together the pair waded through, The Spirit following in the wake of the tealblood.

HP: 38 - 1 = 37

 

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Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack
You buy two potatoes. Jackpot.
2 small presents / Lose 2 hp

Buffel seemed agreeable enough(she hoped). Latching her hands to his legs, Forera grinned widely, trotting through the store carefully and grabbing some potatoes, throwing them at the cashier with a loud laugh. "Score me, kiddo, one outta ten--" She cackled, aiming throwing another potato at them-- "How was m'shot?"

HP: 34 - 2 = 32

tenaciousgaddabout*

 

[tenaciousgadabout]

Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack
You find an unlabeled box with a picture of a dancing root vegetable on it. The vegetable looks happy, so you figure it's a good sign.
1 medium present / Lose 3 hp

Buffel felt his legs seized, and tried to steady himself. He watched under him as the domineering tealblood moved with strong steps. He watched her pick up some potatoes and lob them at the hapless cashier, who shook her fist and yelled, but also rang up the poatoes that passed by the scanner. "Hey now, y'shouldn't be tossi- sakes alive, you caught her right between the eyes!...Can I try one?"

HP: 37 - 3 = 34

 

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Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack
YOU FOUND THREE ENTIRE POTATOES. YESSSSSSS.
3 small presents / Lose 1 hp

Forera cackled, looking up at the kid on her shoulders with a wide grin on her face. “O’course y’can! All these prissy stores need a lil’ excitement in their lives, don’tcha think?” Looking around, the tealblood managed to find 3 more potatoes, then threw them up at the yellowblood. “Try it!”

HP: 32 - 1 = 31

 

[tenaciousgadabout]

Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack
You select three 'humorous' vegetable-shaped tea cozies. You're not sure what the joke is, they're just shaped like a - oh.
3 small presents / Lose 2 hp

Buffel caught the potatoes from the air, almost dropping one but saving it as it began to descend. Bundling them against his chest, he pulled one out with his shootin' hand and looked around for a good target. Finally he found it- a tall employee that had curtly told him to not steal anything as he walked in. Buffel lobbed one straight at the back of his head, but swung too far wide. The wayward potato went full-force into the display case next to the employee.

HP: 34 - 2 = 32

 

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Quote:

Helega's Tuber Shack > Giggle's Mirthland
Oh no, you're in the back. The masks pull a scream out of your throat, but somehow you end up buying one. Why.
1 large present / Lose 6 hp

The employee did not seem too pleased. Forera, meanwhile, was shrieking with laughter. “Oh my god, Buff, ******** the shop up, not the dude!”
The employee was already on the way toward them. Forera’s eyes widened, though her face held only excitement and a wide grin. “We’ll be BACK, knoblickers!”
She exclaimed, shoving the employee hard and immediately shooting out of the store.

They tumbled into the juggalo store next door. Seeing the masks, Forera let out a loud yell before it dissolved into a laugh. She’d been more startled than scared. “What’cha want from here?”

HP: 31 - 6 = 25

 

[tenaciousgadabout]

Quote:

Giggle's Mirthland
You drag two giant, troll-sized, stuffed clown dolls down to the front. These are great purchases.
2 large presents / Lose 6 hp

Buffel held on tight as he was puleld out of the store. The Spirit gave chase behind them, and Buffel knew better than to lock eyes with him right now. The Spirit was not averse to some fun but Buffel doubted he'd appreciated that last bit as much as they did. Making their way into the juggalo store, he was quickly accosted by hanging masks. He jumped as Perore was startled and almost toppled heel-over-head from her shoulders. As she asked him what he needed, he looked around the store. "I don't rightly know. Pol probably wouldn't want much o' this stuff. Maybe they got some neat witchy things Ri would like though!"

HP: 32 - 6 = 26

 

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Quote:

Giggle's Mirthland
You drag two giant, troll-sized, stuffed clown dolls down to the front. These are great purchases.
2 large presents / Lose 6 hp

Looking around the area, the tealblood clicked her tongue and slid one of the masks on. If it startled her that much, imagine how hard it'd startle the trolls in the swamp? Aprife would hate it. Forera was buying it. "Who're Pol 'nd— ooh, I know Ri! Tiny greenie poofin' kiddo, yeah? She's a gem." Forera grinned, hands on her hips as she looked around and found— Oohh, s**t, was that a— "Holy s**t, lookit these creepy things. I know what I'm sendin' my buddies, hehehe." Forera was eager for more wreckage, through, and since there was a fairly larger crowd than at the baby shack, she was definitely ready to start s**t up, even as Perore.

HP: 25 - 6 = 19

 

[tenaciousgadabout]

Quote:

Giggle's Mirthland
You buy four stuffed barkbeast plushies. They're riding little tricycles and have little hats sewn on.
4 medium presents / Lose 4 hp

Buffel grabbed some plushies off a shelf next to him. Lots of barkbeasts, but nothin' even remotely close to Claude. Following suit with Perore, he grabbed one of the masks. Given all the parties happening in Chittentown lately, it'd be nice to come prepared to a masquerade after all! From his view on high, he could see through the hanging things that the shops was a mess of strange stuff. This'd certainly be one of the best places to find things, but he didn't want to spend his money just yet. "Hmmm, maybe we should check out one more store before we buy anything here, just to see what they got. That sound alright by you?"

HP: 26 - 4 = 22

 

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Quote:

Giggle's Mirthland > Dry and Wet Goods Megacomplex
You spot a huge crate wedged behind a pile of mark-downed hammer pants. Is that ... is that a motorbike?
1 huge present / Lose 1 hp

"Sure thing kiddo. I think there'sa cool place next door." Forera stated, patting her purchases and impulse buying them all. She strolled on out with a smirk, looking around for a good store with heavy discounts... And seeing a motorcycle from the outside. Forera's eyes shone. "Is thata..." Forera squealed giddily. "I NEED ME ONE OF THOSE!" She exclaimed, shoving the trolls around her away from her prize. She was not letting her chance for a hot ride get away! Hands slamming on the box, the teal blood seemed actually happy now. "D'ya see anythin' y'want, kid?" She giggled, shifting her weight, hands still locked on the motorcycle's box. She would hit anyone that tried to take her baby.

HP: 19 - 1 = 18