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Gl!tch~ rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-10)
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Blasphemoose rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-10)
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Gl!tch~ rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-10)
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 Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:56 pm
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HP: 12/40
Gifts collected:
Military Surplus Outlet- 1 medium present, 3 small presents, 3 small presents
Giggle's Mirthland- 3 medium presents, 1 large present, 3 small presents
Akkira sure had meddle. Nerve, too. But she also was a bit of an idiot. Was getting licked supposed to bother him? Guess she really didn't understand the kind of company he kept. Almost as if it was no worse than a lusus licking him, Guo just calmly wiped his wet hand across her face, slow and deliberate. She could take back that slobber.
The blueblood left without a word. He wanted to keep quiet in his next endeavor. He inched over to where they kept some clown noses. Hogdad watched, breath sucked in, not sure what was gonna happen. The oinkbeast barely even reacted when someone else's cart bumped into him.
Guo returned with the noses, placed one on Akkira's snuffnode, and poked it for a satisfying squeak.
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Blasphemoose rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-10)
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Gl!tch~ rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:29 pm
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HP: 12/40
Gifts collected:
Military Surplus Outlet- 1 medium present, 3 small presents, 3 small presents
Giggle's Mirthland- 3 medium presents, 1 large present, 3 small presents
Guo snorted. "Who cares how it smells? It makes noise! It's whimsical or whatever." He was hoping for more of a reaction. Oh well. About time that she figured out where they were. Somehow. Maybe Akkira would survive Alternia after all.
"Yeah, we're at that place. It's all sorts of clown stuff. Some of it's kinda dumb, like it's trying too hard to be funny. I dunno if I can say that too loud without getting culled by the cult for it." It didn't seem to actually bother him, though.
"But how do you know if they don't have anything else for ya? Like, they've gotttt...." He looked around. More clown paintings. So many clown paintings. "Actually, yeah, their s**t's getting kinda dull. Actually, how long d'ya think it'll be before our lusii start yelling at us to go home?"
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Blasphemoose rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:43 pm
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"Whimsical, huh?" She squeezed the nose so that it made a noise and thought it over. "Yeah, I'll take a couple of them to my hive," what would she use them for? Who knows, try to scare the trolls her age in the swamp? Throw them at Cerpin?
She probably couldn't HIT Cerpin, she'd have to ask someone to help her out.
"Why would you get culled for that? That seems kind of stupid," That seemed so weird, isn't that just being honest? Trolls outside the swamp sure were weird... and violent. Well, okay some of the trolls in the swamp were kinda violent too.... not that she was complaining but being culled for honesty seemed a bit weird.
"My lusus said I could be out as long as I want so long as the sun doesn't start shining and I get to the trial, but that's not for a couple weeks I think...." whenever the trial was, that is. "But whatever you wanna do, I'm kinda stuck here under everything," she waved and leaned against the unicycle.
HP: 3/40
collected:
Military surplus
Gain 2 medium presents
Gain 3 small presents
Gain 3 small presents
Gain 1 medium present
Giggle's Mirthland-
3 medium presents
4 medium presents
4 medium presents
2 large presents
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Gl!tch~ rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:47 pm
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HP: 6/40
Gifts collected:
Military Surplus Outlet- 1 medium present, 3 small presents, 3 small presents
Giggle's Mirthland- 3 medium presents, 1 large present, 3 small presents
Megacomplex- 1 small present
"A trial? What, wasn't going through one was a wriggler enough?" Though he wished Hogdad did something like that. Jeez, Akkira's lusus seemed intense. "Not my problem you're stuck. You're the heaviest thing in the cart anyway."
No regret or sorrow whatsoever. As he rolled them over to the megamart, he decided to get into what he knew about the cult. "Clowns like killing things, especially people who make 'em mad but who knows what makes 'em mad! Except talking s**t, maybe. They're unpredictable like that." Apparently Akkira didn't even know that much. She said she lived in a swamp, but it seemed more like she lived under a rock!
He found a fluffy ball and immediately tossed it at her head for a soft bop.
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Blasphemoose rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:06 pm
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Akkira actually found the poff really pleasant and picked up the ball and rubbed it against her nose, a giggle escaped the young troll's lips as she did so, very pleased with it. She wondered if she could get one of those.
Tekemom skittered over with Akkira, keeping some amount of distance but a close ear open. She made some sort of rattling sound at Akkira, telling her she was being a loudmouth and she should probably be more careful. If the young redblood could roll her eyes, she would.
"The trials are Tekkemom seeing if I'm ready to take care of myself," she flexed her arms, though no muscles could really be seen through the fabric and then she shrugged as if it was no big thing. "Doesn't your lusus do the same thing?"
"Oh...They're allowed to just do that?" Well as troll culture goes that doesn't seem to farfetched. "That's weird," She sorta of really wanted to avoid these clown people, but if they were that unpredictable then maybe talking to one would be something special. "I wonder if I could win a fight with one...." she mused to herself.
"Well, my heavy butt is tired of being in the cart," She said and moved things around so she could get out. It was a bit of a struggle and she lost her left sandle, but that was easy to fish out along with her bokken. She wobbled a little bit from the stiffness of her legs. "THAT's better~ I ca~n fe~el my toes again" She sang happily as she tapped the ground with her wooden sword until she hit with it. There was the sound of cardboard and metal? "Hey captain, whats this?"
HP: -1/40
collected:
Military surplus
Gain 2 medium presents
Gain 3 small presents
Gain 3 small presents
Gain 1 medium present
Giggle's Mirthland-
3 medium presents
4 medium presents
4 medium presents
2 large presents
Megacomplex-
1 large present
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Gl!tch~ rolled 1 10-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:12 pm
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HP: 2/40
Gifts collected:
Military Surplus Outlet- 1 medium present, 3 small presents, 3 small presents
Giggle's Mirthland- 3 medium presents, 1 large present, 3 small presents
Megacomplex- 1 small present, 1 large present
"I don't need any trials cuz I don't have to prove myself. I'm already pretty awesome." But at the same time Guo kind of...wanted to be able to prove himself to someone. Hogdad didn't need it, but Guo would love impressing someone. But who was there for him to do that for?
"A lotta trolls can just do whatever, they're just a different brand of it. You really don't get out much, do ya?" And she wanted to win a fight with one. Cute. "You gotta be able to beat me before you could beat a clown, and I don't think you're even close."
Even so, he held the cart steady while Akkira climbed out. They had a lot of junk, so probably had to check out soon, so she probably wouldn't get lost. And he'd get to see how she was at check out.
Guo rolled his eyes at the singing, but the sword tap pulled his attention back. "Hm?"
He looked over the box, then whistled. "You're on your way to breaking a microwave. With...oh my god." He started laughing. "With a TV! Well, guess you could pretend it's radio. Still. That's cool. Gimme." He grabbed another one on the shelf. Onto the crap pile with it!
"Wow, we got a lotta s**t. Ready to go soon, Kiry?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:14 pm
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LUCKY, was all she could think. She didn't want to do the trial at all and it was really irritating to hear that not all trolls had to go through with it. It really wasn't fair. a part of her just wanted to push Guo in her irritation but refrained. "No, I don't," she admitted with a shrug of her shoulders. "My lusus doesn't know much about trolls outside the swamp so I learn from my friend Perore and her neighbor, plus anyone else that decides I need pearls of wisdom,"
Akkira grabbed the microwave from the shelf. She didn't know what she'd use it for since she didn't have any electricity in her hive, but it would come in handy when she did... probably. "Hey, cap, you think you could just take this with you? I don't have anywhere I could put this and nothing to power it with, I'll come get it when I leave the swamp," It was a reason to come over anyway.
She hoisted her microwave as best she could onto the pile of stuff and held onto it until she was sure it wouldn't fall. Once she let go of the microwave, she quickly went back for her sword, tripping into the shelf but she grinned and grabbed her bokken as if she meant for that to happen. "Yeah, I'm ready to go whenever you are,"
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Gl!tch~ rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:15 pm
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HP: 0/40
Gifts collected:
Military Surplus Outlet- 1 medium present, 3 small presents, 3 small presents
Giggle's Mirthland- 3 medium presents, 1 large present, 3 small presents
Megacomplex- 1 small present, 1 large present, 1 small present
"Nothing to power it with? What, don't you guys have power strips in swampland?" He'd be happy to take it, though. Two microwave-TVs! Even temporarily! The winner was him.
But Akkira had to go toddling into shelves. "See, that's why I kept you in the cart. Do you need to hold my hand? C'mon, let's get in line." He quickly topped the cart with a bag of whatever the heck (he could prank Akkira with them later maybe) and started pushing the cart towards check-out. He'd have to make sure Akkira wasn't in front or else he wouldn't have any choice but to bash into her to teach her a lesson. But then someone else might. Hmmm.... Yeah, he'd have to hold her stupid redblood hand.
"Well, mission success. I promise I won't take any of the weird s**t you picked out, I guess."
That in and of itself was a major 12th Perigree's gift.
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