DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN

[Hiddochi wolf]

You take a big bite out of a fruit and the b***h just goes *SQUIRT!!* all over your face? Damn fruit needs to learn some self control! mad  

[Zphal]

Idk, I'd be flattered.  

[Prof. Moonie]

I've never had a fruit do that to me.

Back in middle school, someone shared one of their chocolates with me. I didn't realize it was one of those cherry filled ones, so I did my usual half bite. Ended up having the cherry filling drip down all over me and into my hair. It was quite the mess to clean up. whee  

[chessiejo]

but...i like grapefruit!

sometimes a little pleasure requires a little pain.

besides, hating is bad for your complexion.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

Idk, I don't mind squirters. They help spice things up every now and again, y'know?  

[m4r1p0s4]

Zphal

Idk, I'd be flattered.

you dirty ********>  

[Shallow Carnage]

m4r1p0s4

Zphal

Idk, I'd be flattered.

you dirty ******** class="clear">

[m4r1p0s4]

Shallow Carnage

m4r1p0s4

Zphal

Idk, I'd be flattered.

you dirty ******** class="clear">

How dare you Kinkshame him! heart

And I dunno about my face but when I get one of those really juicy grapes in my mouth and sink my teeth into it and it just explodes shooting its delicious innards all over my taste buds is like one of my favorite feelings in life.. Kinda like what we all imagined fruit gushers should have been like as kids.

[Kor Saiyajinkami]

I can't ever recall a fruit doing that to me, so I couldn't say.  

[m4r1p0s4]

Kor Saiyajinkami

I can't ever recall a fruit doing that to me, so I couldn't say.

look at this loser, no fruit ever came on him  

[Kor Saiyajinkami]

m4r1p0s4

Kor Saiyajinkami

I can't ever recall a fruit doing that to me, so I couldn't say.

look at this loser, no fruit ever came on him

If I didn't know you were joking, I might've been offended by that. Also I think it'd be more comparable to you biting someone and them gushing blood all over you. In which case, who'd want that other than maybe a vampire? xp  

[Shallow Carnage]

m4r1p0s4

Shallow Carnage

m4r1p0s4

Zphal

Idk, I'd be flattered.

you dirty ******** class="clear">

How dare you Kinkshame him! heart

And I dunno about my face but when I get one of those really juicy grapes in my mouth and sink my teeth into it and it just explodes shooting its delicious innards all over my taste buds is like one of my favorite feelings in life.. Kinda like what we all imagined fruit gushers should have been like as kids.

how dare you kinkshame my kinkshaming

[Shallow Carnage]

Kor Saiyajinkami

m4r1p0s4

Kor Saiyajinkami

I can't ever recall a fruit doing that to me, so I couldn't say.

look at this loser, no fruit ever came on him

If I didn't know you were joking, I might've been offended by that. Also I think it'd be more comparable to you biting someone and them gushing blood all over you. In which case, who'd want that other than maybe a vampire? xp

+1 for warm hot liquid gushing all over my please.  

[m4r1p0s4]

Shallow Carnage

m4r1p0s4

Shallow Carnage

m4r1p0s4

Zphal

Idk, I'd be flattered.

you dirty ******** class="clear">

How dare you Kinkshame him! heart

And I dunno about my face but when I get one of those really juicy grapes in my mouth and sink my teeth into it and it just explodes shooting its delicious innards all over my taste buds is like one of my favorite feelings in life.. Kinda like what we all imagined fruit gushers should have been like as kids.

how dare you kinkshame my kinkshaming

Im... im not sure where we go from here?.. The Kinkshame can only go so far!? Do we feed delicious fruit to each other in the hopes that one of us will have it explode all over our face.

[Shallow Carnage]

m4r1p0s4

Shallow Carnage

m4r1p0s4

Shallow Carnage

m4r1p0s4

Zphal

Idk, I'd be flattered.

you dirty ******** class="clear">

How dare you Kinkshame him! heart

And I dunno about my face but when I get one of those really juicy grapes in my mouth and sink my teeth into it and it just explodes shooting its delicious innards all over my taste buds is like one of my favorite feelings in life.. Kinda like what we all imagined fruit gushers should have been like as kids.

how dare you kinkshame my kinkshaming

Im... im not sure where we go from here?.. The Kinkshame can only go so far!? Do we feed delicious fruit to each other in the hopes that one of us will have it explode all over our face.

you fool, kinkshaming is my kink!!