Caption Contest! (Now Closed)

[Zphal]

So my dearest sunshine often makes goofy faces, but this was one was fairly unintentional on his part. But I love making fun of him as often as I can, so I need your help. I want you guys to submit your own silly captions, and the one I like best will be receiving a January 2009 Sealed. There's a potential for runners-up as well. Submit as many captions as you'd like, no limit.

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[Omniscient Muse]

player 1 is a bit low on health, so performing a tricky maneuver may be risky.  

[Zphal]

Omniscient Muse

player 1 is a bit low on health, so performing a tricky maneuver may be risky.

I'm dying laughing. rofl  

[Kircala]

 

[Omniscient Muse]

the hot new erotica coming out this summer from upcoming author F Fries, the sensual "50 Spuds of Grey" will leave you thirsty in a whole new way. and not just from the salt.  

[feed me tofu]

I really hope you watched The Martian or I'll be really sad crying

 

[Kor Saiyajinkami]

 

[Lace_Gaara]

Caption: "I will use the power of my mind to fry these potatoes so that I don't have to get up!"

Or

Caption: "Wait a minute... don't those usually cook themselves?"

(ie, men who think that there's a magical cooking fairy who does all that. XD)  

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Reeuuguguuhuguguhuhuhugrhhllrhll  

[steal_this_username]

Potatoes, HOW DO THEY WORK?
or
*trying to move them with the force*
or
Identifying Potatoes, the Definitive Guide: Yep, they're potatoes!
[Variation of this meme]  

[Shiningdragon21]

"When the instructions weren't clear and you accidentally made diced potatoes."
or
"TFW the LSD hits you and you are trying your best not to die on the way to spudtown."  

[Omniscient Muse]

Bunthulhu

Really.. Can't beat that, though.

*Laments not being able to tip guild posts*




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Omniscient Muse

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player 1 is a bit low on health, so performing a tricky maneuver may be risky.

haha, thank you!  

[yummycupcakessparkles]

Potatoes are man's best friend. Say Hello to Potato Dogs