[PRP] A Tale of Two Idiots (Otto/Hattie)

[Enoh Love]

"As if you've never leeched off of anyone ever~" Hattie whistled out, nudging him.  

[Bittiface]

"I never leeched off anyone!" Otto barked back, completely insulted with an expression of complete and utter offence. "Especially not with sex!"  

[Enoh Love]

"Then you are a God among mortals." Hattie giggled, wiggling her fingers at him. "Gosh, even I've stayed with a friend before! Not the sex part, but you know, the borrowing rooms part."  

[Bittiface]

"Well, yeah I've roomed with people but that's different." Otto crossed his arms, but not before he took another gummi. You know, to ease his temper. "This kid sounds like a total moocher."

"Anyway, I ain't really the guy to go to lookin' for <******** buddies."  

[Enoh Love]

"Awh, you're no fun!" Hattie whined. "I figured you wouldn't want a ******** buddy, but maybe you'd know someone who might?"  

[Bittiface]

"Can't say that I do." But maybe Otto simply wasn't interested in his friends' sexual exploits. "Even if I did, I don't think I could pimp them out to a leeching bed stealer, anyway."  

[Enoh Love]

"Baww, fine!" She sighed, shaking her head as her hands settled on her hips. "That's too bad. I was gonna give you way more gummy worms if you'd've helped me."  

[Bittiface]

Otto stuck out his tongue at her. "Nice try, but no is no."  

[Enoh Love]

"Even if I promise to leave you alone forever? At least in regards to laundry."  

[Bittiface]

"I don't know anybody who ******** for fun." Or he simply wasn't keen on thinking about them like that right now. Chance used to, but he belonged solely to him now.

"I don't exactly hang out with a lotta people, okay? Do I look like a social butterfly in the know?"  

[Enoh Love]

Otto's question made her pause, and she stared at him. Not only that, but she leaned in very close, putting herself almost nose-to-nose with him as she squinted.

"Yerright. You probably couldn't make friends to save your life." A deep sigh was heaved, and she leaned back, shrugging dramatically. "That's fine then, thanks for your help anyway! I appreciate it."  

[Bittiface]

Otto felt uncomfortable as she got close, inching backward and shoulders hunching. While he felt her relent should have made him pleased, it found himself insulted.

"Whatever.. I make friends." He grumbled to himself, picking at a loose thread on his shirt.  

[Enoh Love]

"Of course you do!" She keened out, reaching over to ruffle his hair, a wide grin plastering on her lips. "You've managed to get me!" She said, as if that made everything okay.  

[Bittiface]

"Yeah.. weird friends." This girl being one of them. "More like they find me."  

[Enoh Love]

"You're cute, Otto, I like you! Even if you are an unhelpful laundry hog." Hattie snagged a couple of gummy worms from his gift bag, and turned towards his dorm door, ready to leave. "Anyway, I'm off to find my friend a new boy-toy! Have a good one, friend!"