'I feel dead inside,' is what a doctor doing surgery on a corpse would say.

I ordered dinner off the computer. by the time it was done i couldn't eat another byte.

I just fell in the toilet. Now I'm feeling a little flushed.

What did the worker bee say when he came home? work was a pollen.


.... i've had these bad puns on my mind the last 2 days. stare gonk xd