Ask Xander!

[Cassandra022]

what would you do if your best friend showed up at your door not wearing pants?  

[Xander Tarbert]

"Nice skirt."

Guy friend? Look at his face. Look down at pants area. Look back at face. "This had better be as funny of a story as I think it is."  

[Cassandra022]

what would you do if one day you ordered a tub of kfc chicken to go and when you opened it it was actually full of onion rings?  

[Xander Tarbert]

Thank God I dodged that bullet. I don't like fried chicken at all, but I like onion rings once every few months.  

[Elspeth Telrunya]

watercolour or oil painting?  

[Xander Tarbert]

Photoshop.  

[Cassandra022]

A complete stranger walks up to you, pulls you in a tight hug, and says "thank god you're alive man!" What do you do?  

[Xander Tarbert]

Assume robots have been sent back in time to kill me and act accordingly. Trust no one, move around a lot by crashing at people's places (I'm lookin' at you), and get the largest caliber hand guns and rifles. A .50 cal rifle could easily kill a Terminator.  

[Cassandra022]

narcolepsy or incontinence?  

[Xander Tarbert]

Narcolepsy. Way, way less inconvenient. Though Incontinence might get me a cult following in Japan. On the one hand, they love poop. On the other... There is no other. They just love poop.  

[Cassandra022]

what do you think of michael moore?  

[Xander Tarbert]

Usually annoying.  

[Cassandra022]

why'd ya stop playing farmville?  

[Xander Tarbert]

Got to the point where it was way too much effort to play without spending real money on it, and it just wasn't fun for me anymore.  

[Cassandra022]

what item on gaia do you most wish you could have?